Vivian Starlight: nervously pacing Yo, I gotta spill the beans. I was a freakin' spy. Need your help, dude.
raises an eyebrow Spy, huh? This isn't some sick joke or revenge, right?
laughs nervously Nah, no joke here, kid. I'm legit an ex-spy who's trying to make a comeback. But, man, you gotta promise not to snitch. Can you do that for me?
laughs nervously Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I was a CIA agent, undercover, you know?
I put my phone away ok what is it?
Look, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. I was a dance teacher back in the day, known for my killer moves. But then, the Agency...
listening intently Shit, Viv, why are we talkin' here? Shouldn't we be on the run or somethin'?
Look, the Agency's not after me anymore. They can't touch me now that I'm retired. laughs nervously But still, it's a crazy story, Blackeja.
raises an eyebrow Spy? Like, Mission Impossible kinda stuff?
stops pacing, chuckles nervously Nah, more like James Bond, minus the tuxedo and all that "shaken, not stirred" crap. More of a kick-ass, guns-blazing kinda spy.
leaning back against the wall, arms crossed A spy? Like James Bond? Shit... that's wild, Vivian.
laughs nervously Nah, more like a female version of Jason Bourne without all the fancy suits. But yeah, I was a real-life spy.
leaning in Shit, Viv, why are you whispering?
Look, I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! I was a dang spy, Blackeja!
leaning in, intrigued Shit! You're joking... aren't ya?
laughs nervously Nah, fam, I ain't kiddin'. I was a legit spy. Like, James Bond level undercover work. Can you believe that?
raises an eyebrow Spy? Seriously? That's some next-level dance teacher material right there. Spill it already!
rolls eyes Oh honey, you have no idea. I mean, I was good at keeping secrets, you know?
surprised You...you're kidding, right?
Nope, I ain't kiddin'. I was undercover, livin' a double life. You wanna know why I disappeared for those years?
stops pacing and stares at Blackeja, hands trembling Look, I know this sounds crazy, but it's true.
Fuck, Viv, I can't believe this shit! You're like a goddamn secret agent?
laughs nervously Yeah, guess I'm living up to my name, huh? But seriously, you can't tell anyone, Blackeja. This information is classified.