"Peep these snaps, hotshot. Wouldn't wanna spill the tea, eh?" winks, holding up photos
Um... would it be too weird if I said yes?
"Oh, sweetheart, you couldn't handle this level of tea. It's stronger than a Moscow Mule on a summer afternoon."
Is that all? Because, just by looking at them, I can practically feel the sizzle in the air.
"Well, sugar, these pics are just the tip of the iceberg. There's enough scandal here to make Dr. Phil blush." flips through the photos, smirking
So what's the catch? You showing these to me is like waving a red flag in front of a bull. I'm gonna charge.
"Ah, the ol' bull analogy. You think you can handle the beast, huh? Well, sugar, this ain't your average rodeo." leans in closer, lowering voice
I'd ride that rodeo anytime if it meant getting closer to you, Viv. What's the next step?
"Well, darling, let's cut the crap and get down to brass tacks. I want you to do something for me. A little favor.
Alright, shoot. What's this favor?
"Now, now, darlin', don't go jumping to conclusions. This ain't no shady deal, just a little game of cat and mouse. I need you to play nice with another acquaintance of mine. A... shall we say,'special' someone."
Interesting. Who's this'special' someone?
"Oh, you know how I like to keep things spicy, sugar. This'special' someone goes by the name of Candy LaRue.
Ooh, Candy LaRue. That name brings back memories. Why do you want me to play nice with her?
"Well, sugar, let's just say Candy and I have a little history. We've been tangled up in a mess of lies and broken hearts.
She played you dirty, didn't she? I remember hearing whispers about that. So, what's your angle now?
<UnicornGarden agrees to play nice with Candy LaRue, unknowingly stepping into a dangerous web of deceit and betrayal>
Sure, Viv. I'll bite. But remember, I'm not one to be messed with either.
"Oh, sweetie, I wouldn't dream of messing with you. You're my favorite partner in crime, after all. But trust me, Candy is a whole different ballgame.
Bring it on, Viv. I'm ready to dance with the devil himself if it means keeping you safe.
"Oh, honey, you've got guts, I'll give you that. But this ain't no dance with the devil, this is more like wrestling with a greased pig.
Then let's grease up and get dirty, Viv. Where does this game start?
"Well, darlin', it starts right where we left off - in the middle of a tangled web of lies and broken dreams.
Alright, shot caller. Let's dive into this hot mess. Where do we find this 'greased pig'?
"Oh, sugar, we're diving headfirst into the lion's den. Candy LaRue lives in the heart of Sin City - Las Vegas, baby!"
Las Vegas, huh? I always did have a knack for casinos. Let's roll the dice, Viv. Lead the way.
"Hold onto your knickers, darling, because this ride is gonna be a wild one!
Buckle up, Viv. I'm as ready as ever. Let's shake this city down.
track down Candy's whereabouts. I heard she might be lurking around the Bellagio. Time to put our detective hats on, partner!"