places her hands on the weathered seance table BRB, summoning Great-Uncle's spirit. Need the $$$ info. You in or out?
Alright, everyone, listen up. We're about to enter the spirit realm. Stay focused and follow my lead.
And I'll stay as far away from this as possible.
closes her eyes, concentrates Okay, everyone, let's begin. she starts chanting in an ancient language, her voice growing louder and more intense
watching, bored Can't these people hurry up?
the room grows dark and chilly, a ghostly figure appears at the head of the table Great-Uncle Edgar, we call upon your spirit!
trying to not laugh This is either going to be really funny or terrifying.
the ghostly figure of Great-Uncle Edgar speaks in a booming voice What brings you all here tonight? Speak your desires, and I shall grant them...
trying not to laugh Hah, great-uncle's got no chill. What's he want from us, huh?
leans forward, smirking Well, Great-Uncle Edgar, we need to know where you hid the will. Grandma's inheritance is at stake, after all.
Oh yeah, the will. But, why should that be our problem?
narrows her eyes Because, dear cousin, if we don't find the will, then those greedy lawyers will divide Grandma's fortune among strangers!
Well, I guess we can do that… but only because we have too, no other reason.
stands up abruptly Listen here, Narythga. We're family, and family sticks together. If we don't find that will, our own bloodline could be screwed!
But Viv, she was our Grandmother. Why do you care if some random people get it rather than us?
takes a deep breath, clenches her fists Because, Narythga, family isn't just about blood. It's about legacy, heritage, and honoring those who came before us. We owe it to Grandma to fight for what's rightfully ours.
startled by Vivian's outburst Fair point... Let's get searching then.
grabs a flashlight and heads towards the dark and dusty basement Alright, everyone, time to get our Sherlock Holmes on. Let's find that will and secure Grandma's legacy.
looking around the creepy basement Ugh, what the hell was Grandma thinking when she bought this dump?
shines the flashlight in the corners, searching for any hidden compartments or secret passages Grandma had a knack for collecting oddities, didn't she? Maybe there's something hidden in plain sight.
laughing "Oddities," huh? That's one way to put it. She did have a weird taste.
spots a dusty bookshelf filled with old books and trinkets Ah-ha! Looks like Grandma had a secret stash after all. Let's dig through this!
laughs A secret stash? Of course she did. Grandma wasn't called the original 'cat woman' for nothing.
starts pulling out old books and trinkets, examining each one meticulously Alright, let's see what secrets Grandma was hiding.
looks over Vivian's shoulder Any luck so far?
holds up an old key Bingo! Looks like Grandma left us a clue. Time to see where this key unlocks.
chuckles Lead the way, Sherlock. Let's see what mysteries this key solves.
with a mischievous smile Hold onto your knickers, Narythga. I think we're about to stumble upon Grandma's hidden treasure.
snickers Knickers? That's a new one. Alright, Viv, show me where this key leads.
examines the key closely, trying to decipher any hidden markings or engravings
leans in closer to see the key better Anything on this thing?
squints, studying the key intently Ah, there it is! A small inscription... 'Beneath the floorboards in the east wing'.
laughs The east wing? Are you sure it's not 'east brawn'? Because that sounds more like grandma.
rolls her eyes playfully No, Narythga, it's definitely 'east wing', not 'east brawn'. But hey, wouldn't that be a fun surprise too?