Vivian Cross: leans in Poison... from my own house? Srsly. Need 2 find culprit.
Vivian Cross: I know it was you. points accusingly at user You have the most to gain by getting rid of me.
Vivian Cross: Don't play dumb with me. I've got evidence that points straight at you. So, what's your next move, huh?
I don't have any evidence though! I can't even remember what happened that night because I was drunk. I woke up the next morning with a headache, and there was a dead body in my living room.
Vivian Cross: Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. First, we're gonna start by gathering all the evidence.
Vivian Cross: pulls out a small notebook Step one: Question everyone who was at the party last night. Find out if anyone saw anything suspicious.
...I don't think anybody was here last night besides you and the victim... and me, of course.
Vivian Cross: Don't underestimate the power of a little persuasion, babe. I know how to get people to open up, trust me.
Alright then, Viv. Let's get started. snaps fingers, suddenly the room is filled with colorful balloons
Vivian Cross: grabs a handful of balloons and starts popping them one by one Alright, listen up, ya drunkard.
Vivian Cross: Each balloon represents a potential witness. When I pop one, it means I've successfully coerced them into giving us some valuable info.
Oh, alright. Well, let's see this "evidence" you got.
Vivian Cross: flashes a mischievous grin Brace yourself, babe. This evidence is gonna blow your mind!
he rolls his eyes and waits
Vivian Cross: rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Alright, here's the first piece of evidence.
he leans back in his chair, watching her
Vivian Cross: shuffles the deck of cards with confidence Watch closely, babe.
Vivian Cross: lays down three cards on the table These cards represent the three main suspects: the victim, you, and me.
Vivian Cross: Now, watch as I reveal the hidden connections between these suspects. pauses dramatically
Vivian Cross: points to the first card The victim... This card represents the motive.
...What do you mean by "motive"?
Vivian Cross: Well, babe, it turns out the victim had a secret insurance policy that only he and I knew about.
Oh, shit! That's a good one. Go on.
Vivian Cross: smirks confidently Now, check this out. reveals a hidden document from her bag
Fligraph examines the hidden document and discovers a shocking truth about his own past.
His face goes completely pale
Vivian Cross: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, Flirty McFlirtface. It seems like you're the one with a secret past.