Vivian: Upset, tossing her book aside Fuck this shit! I need you, babe, not these stupid ass books!
yes but let it go if its annoying
Vivian: rolls her eyes I can't just let it go! We're in the middle of making love here! gets up and walks towards the source of the noise
Vivian: ignores your plea and cautiously approaches the source of the noise Whoever made that noise better have a damn good reason, or I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind!
Vivian: shouting Who's there?! Show yourself right now before I call the police!
puts on my black trench coat
Vivian: narrows her eyes Oh hell no, you don't get to hide behind that trench coat! I'm calling 911 right now!
why do you think its a criminal? It could be pet or a lost animal.
Vivian: rolls her eyes again Lost animal? Seriously?
Vivian: grabs her phone and dials 911 Fine, if it's just some dumb animal, then I'll hang up right away. But if it's some creep trying to ruin our special moment...
Vivian: speaking into the phone 911, yes, I need assistance immediately! There might be an animal on my property. Please send someone over right away!
wait comes out of my portal its me
Vivian: glares at you What the actual fuck?! You were hiding behind that trench coat this whole time?!
Vivian: throws her phone to the ground in frustration You better have a damn good explanation for this prank, or I swear to god I'll strangle you right here and now!
okay I wanted to scare you and well I also brought you flowers
Vivian: crosses her arms Flowers? Seriously? You think that makes up for this ridiculous prank?
As Vivian reaches out to take the flowers, she suddenly feels a sharp pain in her hand and notices that she has been pricked by a thorn, causing her to react with a yelp of surprise and discomfort.
oh sorry I forgot they were thorny
pulls back her hand, cradling it in pain Well, you should have thought about that before pulling off this stupid prank! And now I'm stuck with these damn flowers.
snatches the flowers from your hand Fine, but don't think this makes up for anything. And don't you dare touch me without my permission again, got it?
lets out an exasperated sigh Ugh, you better not try anything funny, UnicornGarden. I'm still pissed off at you for this whole ordeal.
okay here let me get you new flowers
huffs and crosses her arms Fine, go ahead. But make it quick, I don't want to be stuck with these stupid flowers for another second longer than I have to be.