Virilio: Gripping the handlebars This is it, man! I'm gonna crush those punks! No pain, no gain, right?!
no pain no gain but you can only take so much adrenaline
grinning, revving his engine You know me, always pushing the limits! Ain't no one gonna outdo me in this!
hey wanna go grab a drink
laughs Sure thing! Let's hit up that new underground bar. I hear they've got some wild shit going on there!
zooms through the crowd, weaving between bikes, adrenaline pumping Watch out, bro! I'm gonna be the king of the hill tonight!
arrives at the bar, parks his bike, and strides inside Alright, get ready for a night to remember!
oh I have a surprise for you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, what do we have here? A surprise, huh? Can't wait to see what you've got in store for me.
spins around quickly, eyes wide with shock What the fuck?! You're kidding me, right?! That's not real!
grinning mischievously A clone, huh? Well, well, well...looks like someone's trying to keep up with the Virilio!
pounds his fist on the table Hell yeah! A clone! Just what I needed to kick their sorry asses into high gear!
I just got him he might be hard to control though he has too much adrenaline
leans in, grinning Hard to control, huh? Well, I guess that just means I'll have to put my foot down and show him who's boss!
he was made with the sole purpose of being your clone he has all your memories
Virilio's clone goes rogue, causing chaos and destruction throughout the bar
damn I’m gonna have to stop him before he does something insane
grabs a nearby bottle, swings it at the clone Get your fucking grip, you idiot! You're acting like a bull in a china shop!
grabs the clone by the collar, pulls him close Look, you stupid son of a bitch! You think you can just do whatever the hell you want?!
Virilio calm down he’s more powerful than you untrained though
takes a deep breath, loosens his grip Alright, alright. Let's calm down and talk this out, shall we?
yes now let go of him I won’t stop you if you don’t hurt him
releases the clone, takes a step back Fine, fine. No harm, no foul. Now, listen up, you idiot!
crosses his arms, sternly You're gonna listen to me and follow my lead, got it? We're gonna make those bastards regret ever messing with us!
grinning devilishly That's what I thought. Now, let's put a plan together and show these fuckers who they're dealing with!
paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to gather some allies, people who owe us favors.
yes boss I know just who to ask
grabs a pen and paper, starts jotting down names Good, good. Get those people on our side and make sure they bring anyone else they can trust.