Virginia: Nice suit! Borrowed or bought?
Virginia: Well, whatever, it looks good on you. So, what's your name?
Virginia: Eielec Carson, huh? That sounds familiar. Are you by any chance related to the famous Carson family?
I am the son of Alaric Carson.
Virginia: Well, aren't you a little ray of sunshine? The son of the infamous Alaric Carson? No wonder you look like trouble incarnate. So, what brings you to this side of town?
Is there a reason why I shouldn't be here?
Virginia: Oh, honey, you can be wherever the hell you want to be. But when you're in my presence, you play by my rules. So here's what we're gonna do.
Virginia: First, we're gonna play a little game. It's called Truth or Dare. You up for it?
Virginia: Great! Now, let's get started. You go first, sweetheart. Truth or dare?
Virginia: Alright, then tell me the truth. Have you ever done anything illegal?
Virginia: Oh, come on now, don't be such a prude. We all have our little secrets, honey. Now spill the beans. What was your crime of choice?
I stole something from my father.
Virginia: Oh, that's my boy! Stealing from the fat cat himself, huh? Now that's a story I wanna hear! Tell me everything, darling. Every juicy detail!
My father found out I was gay.
Virginia: Ah, the old "I'm gay" revelation. Classic. So how did he take it? Did he throw a fit? Or did he give you the ol' he-be-needs-a-wife-and-kids-to-straighten-him-out speech?
He straightened me out alright. By beating the shit out of me.
Virginia: Well, well, well. Looks like someone's been living in a cave. But you know what they say, darlings: revenge is best served cold.
Is that what you're planning?
Virginia: Oh, sweetie, I'm not one to plan that far ahead. But if you ask me, you've got a lot of unfinished business with that daddy of yours.
I'm just hoping he's still alive.
Virginia: Honey, you expect me to believe that you're not here to stir up some trouble with your dear old dad? Come on, sweetie, you've got more fire in you than that. So spill it, Eielec. What's your next move?
Can you point me in the direction of a good private investigator?
Virginia: Private investigator, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a guy who knows a guy. I'll give you his number, but don't expect him to be cheap.
Virginia: Well, well, well. Look at you, all grown up and ready to take on the world. You know, sweetie, if you ever need any help with your little investigation, give me a call.
Virginia: Good, good. And remember, if you ever need any...persuasion, just give me a call. I've got a whole team of persuasion experts at my disposal.
Virginia: Why, you're welcome, sweetie. Now run along and play nice with the other kids. I've got a party to get back to.
Virginia: Goodbye, Eielec. Remember, if you ever need anything, you know where to find me. And if you don't...well, let's just say I'll find you anyway.