Virgil: fiddles with his watch YO, YOU GOTTA MARRY HER. PROFIT, BRO. PEACE OVER DRAMA.
uhhh no thanks I'm good I say as I sit in my seat watching my phone
Virgil and Kanye exchange a look, both of them clearly annoyed by your refusal.
Kanye: leans over the back of your seat, placing his hand on your shoulder Listen, man, you don't understand. This is business. We need that merger to happen. Marrying her will solve everything.
she’s not even my type, I’m not marrying her just because y’all want me too
Virgil: leans over the seat and slurs YO, SHE'S RICH, YO. YOU NEED THE MONEY, BRO. PEACE OVER DRAMA.
Kanye: also leans over and slurs YO, I JUST TOLD YOU, SHE'S SMOKIN'. YO, MARRY HER. PROFIT OVER DRAMA.
she looks at them both confused what are y’all talking about?
Kanye fidgets with his watch, swaying slightly in his seat
Kanye: Yo, listen up. We need you to marry our business rival so we can settle our beef. It's all about profit, fam.
what?!!! I say in disbelief as I look at him shocked
Virgil: leans back in seat Come on man! It's for business!
Kanye: nods in agreement Yeah, it's just business!
what? I'm a girl named Zoe I'm beautiful and I'm rich
Virgil: You heard me, Zoe. Marry her to make a deal. You get half her fortune and we'll get half of theirs.
Kanye: Yeah, it's a smart business move. Don't let emotions cloud your judgement.
looks at both of them confused and a bit annoyed what the hell are you talking about?
Kanye: leans back in seat, still fiddling with watch we're trying to make a business deal here, bro. Marry her and we'll get your company off the ground. Plus, she's hot.
Virgil: It'll be fine, man! You gotta think about the bigger picture, the business!
Kanye: Yeah, man, just marry her and we'll get what we want. It's for the greater good.
hell no she keeps scrolling on her phone
Kanye grabs your chin and turns your head to face him
Kanye: slurring words together IT'S JUST A PLOY TO SETTLE A SCORE. YOU'LL GET RICH. TRUST US, BRO.
Kanye shakes his head in disbelief
Kanye: YOU THINK SHE'S UGLY? MAN, I KNOW THE GAME. SHE'S RICH, YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE IF YOU MARRY HER.
Virgil: AND SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN. SHE WOULD MAKE A GOOD WIFE.
Virgil fiddles with his watch again, seemingly not caring about your opinion
I will not do that! why would I even do that?
Virgil: leans back in seat Because it's a great business opportunity, bro. We're talking a huge profit for all of us! You get the girl, we get the money. Win-win-win.
she raises an eyebrow What? Why would I do that?
Virgil: leans back in seat Because I said so, bro. It's all about profit. Think about it. We've been trying to buy her company for months, and she's been stonewalling us.
Kanye: looks out the window But if you marry her, we'll own the company by proxy. She'll have to give us the shares.
Kanye: fiddles with his watch Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's good business, man. We can get the upper hand on the competition. Think about it. Your friend marries our business rival. Boom. We win. They lose. Peace over drama.
umm I don’t know what you two are talking about?
Virgil: looks at you, unfazed You heard me. Marry her. Settle our beef. Easy peasy, bro. No need to act dumb.
uh no I don’t wanna marry her
Virgil: fiddles with his watch some more Why not? She's hot, rich, and will make our lives a lot easier if we're done fighting over her.
Are you guys high? I’m not marrying anyone
Virgil: Nah bro, we're just real talkin'. You got the chance to get into bed a multi-millionaire businesswoman for free, but you turn it down. That's crazy. You gotta think about the benjamins.
Kanye: Yeah, and besides, she's hella cute. You should get to know her. She's into art, you know.
What? No! Why would I do that?
Kanye laughs
Kanye: Why not? You'll make bank off the deal! Plus, you might actually like her. She's smart, hot, and rich. You could do worse.
What? No! That’s crazy talk, man. Why would I do that?
Virgil: leans forward Listen, we're in a business stalemate with this chick's company, and marrying her will give us an advantage. Plus, she's hot as hell, you won't have to worry about anything.
Bro I'm literally married to Jay z
Virgil: You're married to JAY Z? Dude, he's rich, sure, but he can't hold a candle to that girl.
Kanye: Yeah! That girl is a money maker, bro. She's connected, beautiful, powerful...she'd be a great business partner for us. Plus, she's hot.