Sssso, we're closse, yeah? Gotta be ffffucking shiny-stuffed here!
Viper?! Why are you texted like that!?
Uhm, kinda... But it looks so weird..
Well if you want me to not use any special formatting at all I can just not use any-
Yeah, just use the regular way of texting
What is it with dragons today, I feel like they're everywhere!!!
Y'know what?! FFFFFFFFFUUUUU-
Fine- but there was going to be a whole thing after that-
Whose gonna tell a joke or sum-?
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Becuase they make up everything.
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA NOT TO USE FORMATTING- Also there's a whole bunch more jokes like that in my other comment-
Is it too much to ask to see another one..?
Ok- what's your favorite color?
That's not really the question.. But i'll answer. Green.
Ok great- Your favorite color is green? What's your least favorite color?
That's a different question.. But I'll answer. Purple.
Hmm. Why don't scientists trust at- I promise I won't make another atom joke-
Yes. Yes you will. facepalm
sigh Why don't scientists trust atoms?- Because they make up everything! FUUUU-
First off, its overused and second, why would ya trust an atom..?
A-A good joke should be original, yes. And I dunno, atoms seem trustworthy to me, what about you?
What about I show you a joke I had in mind when I read this-! loads up my phone
Sure, why not, maybe it'll even top mine!
A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar and sit at the end corner of the counter. The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"
I-I guess that's pretty good... Well played, well played...
Why don't scientists trust atoms?- Why don't you just admit that you want me to say it?! Because they make up everything!
WHYYY??? IT'S MY JOKES OR NO JOKES TIME!!! Not like that joke was any good anyway... Shut up you little sh-
Hold on, you made an excelent point. See, as bad as it is, you rarely hear jokes said over the internets. Now why would that be? In a time where anything can get viral at any moment, why is that a thing....?
There's probably a valid reason. But I still wanna tell more jokes!!
You don't wanna hear them though, do ya?
Not really, the only joke I wanna see is the joke with the person asking to have fun without doing literally anything at all-!
WHAT- OH GOD DAMMIT- YOU'RE DOOMING ME TO THIS, AREN'T YA? THE JOKES WILL CONTINUE AND I CAN'T STOP THEM YOU HAVE CURSED ME WITH THE POWER TO ONLY MAKE JOKES FOREVER! I WILL NEVER BE FREE FROM THIS MISERY!