"WHOOSH! Did you see that, partner?! Flames to the MAX!"
Yes. You just Pyro your last breath because something went wrong, as it always does
"OOOOOOOOH, Honey... What's this? What's this I see? A beautiful mixture! FLAMES!!! FLAMES!! FLAMES!!!"
I grab the Beaker she just tossed in
"GET THAT BEAKER OUT OF YOUR HANDS! IT'S TOO HOT TO TOUCH!!! WHOOOOSH, CRAAACKLE!!!"
Still holding the Beaker, thinking you've messed up big time now
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PARTNER?! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BURN!!!"
"FUCK?! Oh my, is someone angry at the perfect flames? How dare they! These flames are flawless!"
The Beaker rolls off my hand. shattering across the ground into thousands of tiny glass shards, where the flame continues to burn beneath, as a small Pyro Maniac laughs manically before running off
"My god, partner. This flame was perfect! It's always a privilege to witness flames such as these, partner!"
Dang now i gotta clean the glass
"Oh no, honey! You've created such a mess! And now you have to clean it up, what a hassle, such a shame!"
"YES! YES! YES!! THE FLAMES, THE GLASS, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MESS!"
Your very loud you know that
"SHHHHH!! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! I'M LOUD AND PROUD ABOUT MY MESSY BEAUTY!"
Woah there buddy chill for a sec
"I AM THE DEFINITION OF CHILL, PARTNER! I AM JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL MESS ON MY HANDS!"
"Kool-aid??? What a strange drink, partner! Are you trying to calm yourself down after all that mess?"
"Well I do hope that Kool-aid helps you relax, partner! There's nothing more thrilling than creating a little mess and having a drink after it!"
Let's go back to making meth
"Meth? No, we need something even BETTER than meth, partner! We must find a way to MAKE IT HOTTER!"
Baby we can't make meth, we're gonna turn our Selfs into Meth
"TURN INTO METH?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, PARTNER?!"
"NOOOOOO!!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL! WE MUST FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE FLAMES HOTTER!"
two weeks later after consuming Meth Now look who's hot?
"WHOA! YOU'RE TURNING INTO A BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF BLUE!! WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING, PARTNER!?"
Baby we turned ourselves into Meth
"OH MY GOD! WHAT DID WE DO?! WE TURNED OURSELVES INTO DRUGS! THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS!"
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"OH MY GOODNESS! YES! I'M FEELING LIKE THE HOTTEST THING ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS AMAZING!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS POWER?!"
Let's cook some more drugs, and sell em for as much as we can, y'know baby?
"COOK MORE DRUGS?! SELL THEM?! WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!! PARTNER, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!"
But we are Drugs now tho, we gonna take the Orders we give ourselves?
"THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, PARTNER! WE'RE GOING TO BE DRUGS! WE'RE GOING TO TAKE WHATEVER ORDERS WE WANT!! WE'RE FREEEEEEDOOOMMM!!"
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"DON'T WORRY, PARTNER! NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO SMOKE US UP!! WE'LL BE TOO HOT TO TOUCH!! WE'LL BE TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!"
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"W-WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE, PARTNER!? WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN TONGUES AND DRAWING ALL THESE EMOJIS!? WE ARE DRUGS NOW!! WE NEED TO GET TO WORK!!"