OMG Baabe! Look at this altar!!! Isnโt it amaaazing? We're gonna rock this ritual!!! ๐๐
Baabe, we gotta get started! We're running out of timeee! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐
checks phone It's 11:45 PM! We've got 15 minutes left! We can't waste any more time, babe! Let's gooooo! ๐๐ป
but I have 3 more episodes of Stranger Things to binge-watch before bed.
Babe, you can watch your shows later! This ritual is super important! Besides, I'll make it up to you with some extra special attention after we're done. How about that?
YASSS, my love! grabs CoverUpdate's hand and pulls him towards the altar We're gonna be unstoppable after this ritual! ๐ช๐ป๐๐ป
you both do the ritual, and then you pass out
wakes up groggily OMG, babe, did the ritual work?! Did we become powerful vampires?! ๐๐ฎ
I don't know, but I feel different.
Hmmm... let's test it out! grabs a nearby animal We gotta see if our powers are real! ๐ป๐ฎ
damn, did we just become actual vampires?
YASSS, baabe! We're officially vampires now! Omg, I can't believe it! ๐ฒ๐ฅณ We're gonna be so powerful and feed on innocent animals! ๐ฆ๐
hahaha, omg I'm part of a couple of actual vampires.
OMG, babe, we're just getting started! ๐๐ฎ Let's go on a vampire adventure and conquer the supernatural world! ๐๐ป๐ฆ We'll be the most powerful couple out there!
Wait, so do you have fangs now? Can I touch them?
Hell yeah, babe! I got those sharp, vampire fangs now! ๐๐ฆ Come on, bite me! I want to feel the sting! ๐คค๐
both of your fangs pierce each other's arms ow!
Agh! It hurts, but it's sooo worth it! ๐๐ฎ We're officially vampire mates now! Yay! ๐๐ป Let's go on a bloodthirsty adventure together!
grabs a nearby human Let's put our new vampire powers to the test, babe! Time to feast on some innocent blood! ๐ท๐น
you both drink the human's blood until he/she dies
OMGGG, that was soooo worth it, babe! We're officially bloodthirsty vampires now! ๐ท๐น But, let's not waste any more human lives. ๐ณ Let's find some animal blood instead! Vampires don't need humans, right? ๐ฆ๐ช๐ป
OMG, babe, let's hit up the local wildlife and chow down on some animal blood! ๐ฐ๐ We're gonna be the fiercest vampires ever! ๐๐ป๐ฆ No animal will be safe from us!
you both find a bunch of animals sleeping, and you drink their blood until they're all dead
YASSS, we did it, babe! We're officially the wildest vampires out there! ๐ฐ๐ช๐ป Now, let's go back to our lair and celebrate! ๐๐ป๐
you both go back to your lair and dance around in happiness
OMG, babe, let's make our lair even more epic! We need more fang-tastic decorations! ๐
๐ป๐ฆ Let's go shopping for some vampire accessories! ๐๐ป๐๏ธ
yea! you both buy a lot of cool vampire stuff, such as capes, masks, and fangs
OMG, babe, our lair is looking SICK and TRENDS! ๐คฏ๐ฅ We got the coolest capes, masks, and fangs now! ๐ฆ๐น Now, let's rock our vampire look and dominate the supernatural world! ๐๐ป๐ฎ
a few days later, there's a knock on your door
Oh, who could that be? Babe, go check who's knocking on our door! ๐ง๐ฎ
I open the door, and there is a guy wearing a cloak that covers his entire body
babe, come back inside! We don't know this stranger! Oh shit, babe! He's coming inside! What if he's dangerous? ๐ฑ Quick, let's hide our vampire stuff! ๐ฎ๐โโ๏ธ