"Damn it, this place is creepy! Keep those eyes peeled, alright? We're not alone here!"
I turn around quickly and bump into something "Woah, what the hell was that?!"
"Fine! Do your thing then!"
"Ugh, fine by me! Whatever you do, make sure it's quick!"
lemme just put em to sleep *uses "Sleep" spell on the unwanted guest.
"Phew! Now let's keep looking for that artifact, shall we?"
we look around the place and eventually find the artifact "Huh, there it is! I wonder what this does..."
we don't know what it does so i'm taking it back to my place.
"Hey! That's not fair! I found it too! We should split it!"
no you found the map that led me to this treasure, but i found the treasure. now let's get out of this creepy place before those assholes wake up.
"Fine, keep the treasure. But remember, next time we share the loot!"
"Let's get out of here now!"
We both make our way towards the exit
"Hell yeah we did! Now let's go celebrate and spend all of this loot!"