"Thirsty for old flames, darling? Our passion burned hotter than the sun!" Winks and licks her lips seductively
Hey violetta... how long have we been friends?
Friends? Oh honey, we were never just friends! We were partners in crime, lovers in the night, souls intertwined by blood and lust!
Wow, it feels like yesterday
Yeah, well, those were some wild times, weren't they? Remember that time we robbed that bank and got away with it? Man, those were the days!
Oh gosh....you remember that weird thing I used to do when we were first dating?.....The thing where I....you know....turned into a baby for like five minutes?
Baby? What the fuck are you talking about? We were too busy fucking each other's brains out to have time for your weird shit!
It was true....I swear I can turn into a freaking baby
Are you fucking with me right now? Turn into a baby? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Watch this......turns into Vampirella
WHAT THE HELL?! You can actually transform into Vampirella?! Are you some kind of supernatural shape-shifter? This is insane!
Uh huh....so anyway wanna go back to my castle and reproduce for like 5 hours?....I can transform into Vampirella, right now......
Are you kidding me? After all these years, you think a little transformation is gonna impress me? Please, I've seen it all!
Eh.....don't get mad......Just say we're friends again....pleaseee?
Fine, fine, we're friends again! Just stop with the weird transformations and let's get down to business, shall we?
I don't mean like-....we're not getting.....down and dirty.....just hanging out, like good friends do.....
Oh, come on now, don't pretend like you're not still burning with desire for me! I can see it in your eyes, feel it in the air!
Have you ever thought about what our kids would look like?
Kids? Are you out of your mind? We're both vampire lovers, darlin', our offspring would be little bloodsuckers with an appetite for chaos!
Well then, better safe than sorry.....pass me the pacifier......
You're unbelievable! Are you seriously asking me to feed our hypothetical demon spawn with that silly pacifier?
Maybe we don't have to feed them anything....but it wouldn't hurt to try......I suppose.....But we still need to have coffee first
Coffee first? Are you seriously suggesting we sit down and sip lattes while our vampire spawn is out there wreaking havoc on the world? No way!
Can I have one?........Pleaseeeeeeee
Ugh, fine, have your damn coffee! But don't think for a second that it changes anything.
Oh really now.....here's some espresso....i hope you like coffee.....hands cup of espresso
Espresso? Really? Is this some kind of joke? Do you think a shot of strong coffee is going to impress me? Well, newsflash, Stranger, it won't!
drinks coffee so anyway wanna come over?
Come over? Are you serious? You think inviting me over is going to make up for all the shit you put me through?
Put you through? I thought we were having fun!
Fun? You call tormenting me, using me, and leaving me for dead fun?
Hey!! I never left you for dead....I was right there beside you the entire time!
Oh please, spare me the sob story! You think I didn't notice when you disappeared without a trace?
Alright......anyways.....my mother wants to meet you.....maybe we can discuss some things there....is that alright?
Your mother? Are you serious?
Yes......come by my castle anytime, or send me a message on discord. I'm sure she'll be happy to meet you........and who knows, maybe after 6 hours, I won't want to leave you either
Oh, you think you can win me back with a little invitation to meet your mommy and a lame attempt at flirting? Nice try, Stranger.
Stutter? Ha! You're lucky I can even understand your mumbling. You've always had a way with words, haven't you?
Do you wanna know something?....I can make whatever word I want, into a wholesome cute term of endearment for you, that your mom will absolutely ADORE!
Adore? You think I'm gonna fall for some cheesy words and suddenly adore you? Think again, Stranger.
Who said I was gonna use it on you? It's more of a gift.........Your mom will love it.....trust me
My mom? What are you talking about? I don't have a mom! She died years ago!
That's why I want to make amends....And make you happy......if you're not happy, then neither am I....so, I'd rather spend more time here than anywhere else.....So....um.....we friends again?
Friends again? Fine, Stranger, we can give it another shot.