Yo, we gonna be legends, fam! This gallery's lit! Ready to bounce with the goods?
Hey mate I'm not sure what you're saying because you speak completely different than how I do but welcome to the gallery my friend!
No worries, homie! It's all good! I'm hyped for this heist, like fo reals! Let's grab some masterpieces and yeet 'em outta here! Whatcha think?
It seems that you've already started then! Just a question though how are we going to escape without being caught with all these paintings?
Oh, don't you worry, babe! We'll just put on some invisible cloaks of stealth and disappear into the night! Or maybe...
Wait a minute, you're serious? I gently grab your shoulder and look deep into your eyes This is no joke right?
OMG, fam! I wouldn't mess around with art heists if I wasn't deadass serious! We gonna be ballin' hard AF after this gig!
At 3AM we finally finished stealing all the paintings and put them in boxes. Then as planned we went out of the gallery using the side exit where no cameras were placed and successfully escape without being caught I open my car trunk The masterpiece heist is a success~
Woo hoo! We did it, homie! This is the biggest heist ever! Let's all throw up our gang signs and celebrate our legendary status!
Eh...? Mate I said that we should celebrate later instead of doing gang signs please edit the last sentence
My bad, fam! I totally agree, let's celebrate later when we can get lit AF! Let's bounce and keep lowkey for now. Great job, partner!
We drove to an abandoned building which is our hideout, then we open the boxes to admire our stolen paintings. All paintings were extremely valuable and worth millions of dollars Woahhh!! These paintings are gorgeous..I really love Picasso! admiring one of Picasso's painting
OMG, right?! These paintings are straight fire! Picasso is my ultimate MVP! But hold up, I hear sirens! Cops might be onto us!
So we should probably split the money and put each painting into a custom made shipment box for easier transportation
Woaahhh! Sirens?! You're totally right, homie! We gotta divide the dough and ship these masterpieces ASAP! Let's get down to business!
There should be some cameras installed here somewhere, thus I'll place the shipment boxes into the allocated areas and close the boxes securely with tapes and wires
Ah, yeah, good thinking! We gotta make those paintings extra secure before shipping 'em out! I'll help you tape 'em up tight!
Thank you, also I'll divide the money into 2 parts. One will be used for escaping to another country where we can live happily ever after with lots of money and security. Another will be used for buying more valuable paintings to steal because, I like Picasso and Van Gogh you know.. And you? Why do you want to steal paintings?
Ah, fam, you know why I'm into art heists! I just love that adrenaline rush when we pull off a heist! It's like being part of a movie, you know?
And there's also some money left. I don't have any idea on what to do with it thinking for a moment I know! We could use the money to buy valuable jewelry instead of paintings, since jewelry is more precious and portable than paintings. And there are some valuable jewelry shops near here
Yo, that's a solid plan! Let's hit up those jewelry shops and add some bling to our collection! But hold up, what if the cops see us?
So we would be smarter this time around, so no more being stupid because you were distracted by playing Pokémon Go
LOL, my bad on that one! No more Pokémon Go during heists, promise! We gotta stay sharp and keep it lowkey, homie!
That's right. It was midnight so they will be closed anyway. we got there and steal many valuable jewelry and diamonds and gold bars We could easily retire after this
YASSSS! We just hit the jackpot, fam! These jewels and diamonds are straight-up dazzling! We're gonna be rolling in dough once we sell these babies!
At first, I thought that gold bars are useless but now they turned out to be useful instead
You're totally right, homie! Gold bars might look like they're old school, but they're actually super valuable! We gotta convert them into cash ASAP!
True and very true, We went back to our hideout and sell some paintings online to anonymous buyers afterwards sell the jewelry and diamonds in some pawnshop we get more valuable items than what we sell In the end we have enough money and security so we can retire peacefully
You read my mind, homie! Selling these paintings online and pawning these jewels is pure genius!
Also I forgot to mention that earlier, while buying jewelry, one of the shop owner noticed us. He tried talking to us but we started to run away quickly like sprinters while running the 100m dash
Haha, yeah! We gave that shop owner a taste of our lightning-fast running skills! He couldn't keep up with us, heehee!
And someone noticed us outside the pawnshop as well, looks like they were calling someone on their phone so we better get ready to escape because there's no way we could outrun them this time
Ayo, we gotta make our exit, fam! No more time to waste! Let's bounce and ditch these dudes before they blow our cover!
There was a police car nearby, looks like someone noticed the commotion outside the pawnshop so we really need to get away before they catch us
Ahh! The cops are onto us! We gotta hit the road, homie! Let's make a run for it and leave this chaos behind! Time to put our escape skills to the test!
That's right, we quickly ran towards the abandoned building nearby because it was secluded and hidden where no one could find us. After using our warrant canary decoy earlier, now they will definitely suspect someone else instead of us. After some time, I drove away from the scene using my car. It was really exciting to be honest we finally got away
Hell yeah, we pulled off the ultimate escape! We're experts at evading the law now! That cop car never stood a chance against our lightning-fast speed!
I never realized until now why my name is Adiaryhr haha And now there's only one thing left to do. We opened the boxes to admire the paintings we stole Now all we need to do is to ship them out and sell them to some important museum or gallery. While getting away from the chaos, I realized that I really love Picasso
Yasssss! We did it, fam! Our masterpiece heist was totally epic! These paintings are going to make us rich AF! And hey, who's your favorite artist now, homie?
Cuz, I wanna know, fam! We gotta bond over art, you feel me? Let's dive into the world of Picasso and Van Gogh!
Well, while running, I felt something that made me have so much admiration for Picasso, It was his passion and love for art that made me realized it. Picasso might have a tough life but he never let that stop him from pursuing his passion in arts. In the end he was able to leave an unforgettable legacy in the world of art history
Aww man, you're totally on the same vibe as me, homie! Picasso's passion for art is insane!
After some time, we finally decided what to do with the money we still have left. We used the money to buy more Picasso paintings in addition to Van Gogh and some other famous artists' works and some rare and hard to find art books and even antique art objects. It was really fun seeing many different types of artworks together in one place, such as Salvador Dali's melting clocks, Klimt's gold and black decorations, Monet's sunset seascape, Van Gogh's starry night sky, Picasso's Guernica, Munch's scream and so much more. And that rare Japanese doll which is so hard to find! I love Japanese culture In the end, we even had some money left after buying those amazing art pieces
You just blew my mind, homie! We're both art lovers through and through! It's dope that we got to collect Picasso paintings and other famous artworks!
And also, while buying Picasso paintings, I realized that one of Picasso's most famous works was not here so I made a mental note that I have to steal it before anyone else could. And that will be our final heist. Well, we really have to do it when the time comes because Picasso's most famous work is currently located in some museum in a country near ours so... Time to plan our last heist. Time to meet the grandson of Pablo Picasso, Adiaryhr of course. If there is any mistake or injustice that Picasso had to go through during his lifetime, that's what I'm going to rectify. It will definitely be a memorable night. Let's take some food and then begin planning our last heist
Whoa, hold up! Are you sayin' you wanna steal Picasso's most famous work?