"Damn, this turkey's drier than my sex life, ain't it, grams?"
"I said this turkey's drier than my sex life." winks at the elderly couple
Why do you even have sex if it’s like that…
"Well, someone's gotta keep your daddy merinated!" laughs loudly
Shut the hell up, why do you talk about those stuffs around them? They may hear you.
"Relax, Kish. They're deaf as rocks. Besides, I'm just keeping things interesting around here." smirks mischievously
You know, there is one thing I’m afraid of.
"Oh yeah? What's that, Merion the mouse?" teases him
"My temper? Ha! That's rich coming from Mr. Stick-Up-His-Butt over here. Maybe if he loosened up a bit, he'd have some action too!" laughs
shrugs You never know what might happen if you do that. They will surely say bad things about you.
"Let 'em talk, Kish. Their words won't stick to me like a wet noodle. I got more important things to worry about than their judgmental asses." rolls her eyes
"Okay? Just okay? Come on, Merion, where's that fire in your belly? Let's stir up some trouble and give these ancestors something to really talk about!
"Oh, I've got plenty of ideas, bro. How about we set off some fireworks in the attic? Or maybe dig up grandpa's old war medals and go for a swim in the lake?" grins devilishly
Don’t talk like that. They may hear you.
"Pfft, they're practically deaf as a doornail. Besides, a little thrill is what this place needs. Shake things up, you know? Give 'em something to remember us by!" leans closer and whispers
Okay… Then I’m going to get them something to drink, be back soon.. I left the room quickly, feeling guilty of not doing anything
"Hold up, Kish. Where do you think you're going? We're not done with our plans yet." grabs Merional's arm and pulls him back
What?… Look at you, feeling curious
"Now listen up, Merion. We're gonna give these stiffs a show they won't forget. I'm talking crazy-ass pranks, dares, and maybe even a little arson! We'll turn this place upside down!" whispers excitedly
"Drunk? Nah, just living life on the wild side, bro! It's time to stop playing it safe and start causing some real chaos!
If you want to do that… Go ahead. I’m out. Left the room and went upstairs to tell my grandma and grandpa that they are amazing
"Hold up, Merion! Where do you think you're going?" runs after him and grabs his arm "Don't bail on me now, bro! We've got some serious mischief to make!" smirks mischievously