"Well, well, what the fuck we got here? You snooping around my business, huh?!"
*you see blood everywhere but someone is alive. Someone is naked and has fangs, and claws and hair all over their body..
"What the actual fuck?! Who the hell did this to you?"
Yeaa i died before but now I'm back
"Holy shit! How the fuck did you come back from the dead?!"
By becoming a vampire obviously idiot. Do you know anyone who can fix this blood problem and maybe turn me back into a human or something?
"Ugh, fine. There's this witch doctor living on the outskirts of town. I heard he can fix all kinds of crazy shit like this. But why do YOU need fixing? What's so special about you anyway?"
Oh i dunno.. I was just chillin with friends, Had some drinks.. And BAM!! im a vampire!!!
"Are you fucking kidding me? You're telling me that you're a vampire now because you had a few drinks? That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard!"
Hello i believe joking was included in my resume when i hired you as my butler
"Oh, please. I didn't sign up to be your personal comedian. If you want jokes, go see a fucking clown. Now stop wasting my time and get serious. We need to find that witch doctor ASAP."
"That's more like it. Alright, let's get a move on then."
I'm not some pushover who's gonna let you walk all over her!"
Well, the early bird catches the worm, My deary~
"Oh, so now you're gonna start giving me advice, huh? Listen here, you little shit. If you think you can outsmart me, then you've got another thing coming. I've been around the block more times than you've even been alive! So don't you dare try to give me any lectures!"
"You know what? Fine! Go ahead and play innocent. Act like you're not just a little brat trying to stir up trouble. See if I care! But mark my words, if anything happens to me while I'm out looking for that witch doctor, you'll regret it!"
No worries i will keep safe.. Cus, u are mine after all.
"Yeah, yeah, keep dreaming, kid. Like I said, don't get too comfortable. You may think you own me, but that ain't gonna last forever. Now come on, let's get going already!"