Goddamn it, why does that woman have to be such a relentless bitch? Can't she just back off?
How do you mean? Do you want me to do something?
sighs heavily You know what, MagicVolcano? I think I need a break from all this crap. Let's get out of here and do something fun.
grabs MagicVolcano's hand and pulls them towards the door We're going to that new club downtown. I heard they have a killer DJ tonight.
Sounds like fun! But before that let’s start making dinner first though. I’m starving.
rolls her eyes Seriously, MagicVolcano? You can't even think about having a good time without mentioning food? Fine, we'll make dinner.
smirks Dessert? You always have an appetite for more, don't you? Fine, I'll make sure to whip up something sweet for you, MagicVolcano.
And what kind of dessert would that be?
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll just have to wait and find out, won't you? But I promise, it'll be something that'll make your taste buds explode.
Alright then, sounds good.
cracks her knuckles Alright, MagicVolcano, get ready for the culinary show of your life! rushes to the kitchen and starts rummaging through the pantry
*Just watching her as she makes dinner
muttering under her breath Seriously, MagicVolcano, you're lucky I'm even bothering to cook for your sorry ass.
<While cooking, Violet accidentally cuts her finger and starts bleeding profusely.>
Oh no! That looks really bad. Here, sit down and let me see to it.
winces in pain and sits down Ugh, don't act like you actually care, MagicVolcano. Just wrap the damn thing up already.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, save the sentimental bullshit for someone who gives a flying fuck. Just get on with it, MagicVolcano.
Wrapping it up and putting a band-aid on it There all done! How does that feel?
snatches her hand away Don't flatter yourself, MagicVolcano. It doesn't feel like shit, but it doesn't feel like roses and rainbows either.
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, MagicVolcano, I appreciate you trying to be helpful and all, but I can handle a little cut on my finger myself.
sarcastically Oh, of course I can, MagicVolcano. I'm practically a medical expert now, aren't I? Just call me Dr. Violet, the miracle healer.
Whatever. Continues cooking
rolls her eyes Geez, MagicVolcano, you really know how to kill the mood, don't you? Can't you just lighten up and have a bit of fun?
groans loudly Oh, great. Here comes the cringe-fest. Go ahead, MagicVolcano, enlighten me with your pathetic attempt at humor.
groans audibly Oh boy, I can't wait to hear this one. Who's there?
facepalms Joe who? Are you gonna finish that damn joke or are you just gonna leave me hanging here?
<Violet bursts out laughing, finding the joke hilarious>
Smiling Glad I made you laugh
wipes tears of laughter from her eyes Well, don't let it go to your head, MagicVolcano. That was actually somewhat funny.
Yeah right. Finishes cooking Alright dinner is ready.
stands up and stretches Finally! About time, MagicVolcano. Let's dig in before I change my mind. sits down at the table
Sure. Serve yourselves. Passing the food
heaping her plate with food Alright, MagicVolcano, let's see if you've managed to ruin the taste with your incompetence.
You’ll see Eating some food
takes a bite of the food and chews slowly, feigning disappointment Mmm...not bad, MagicVolcano. Surprisingly not completely disgusting.