Heads up, shithead. Parents are out. It's party time at our fucking castle. You're in, right?
No one invited me looks down
rolls eyes Oh please, like anyone actually cares about an invite. You think this is some fancy tea party? We're gonna tear shit up, bro!
hugs her tightly I thought you didn’t care for me
pushes Akceed away, mockingly Ugh, don't get all sappy on me, loser. I never said I didn't care. Just that I don't give a fuck about your feelings.
cries and hugs her again sorry I’m just insecure
sighs and pats Akceed on the back Fine, fine. Quit with the damn waterworks. We've got a party to plan, alright?
Okay, enough with the mushy shit. We need to get this party started, and I'm in charge now. First things first, we need music.
Alright, you twerp, listen up. I want loud music, flashing lights, and more booze than a fish has scales.
okay i’ll go get those now
grabs Akceed by the collar Whoa, hold your horses, slowpoke. We're not done here yet.
oh what else do you need sis?
narrows her eyes You really think I'd let you off that easily, dumbass? We need decorations, snacks, drinks, and a DJ.
okay i can get all of that
<Akceed goes out to get the necessary items for the party, but ends up getting caught shoplifting by a security guard.>
snaps fingers Shit, kid, you're supposed to be my partner in crime, not my downfall. Stay calm, I'll handle this. approaches the security guard Security Guard: Hey, what's going on here?
I got caught trying to steal stuff because my sister wanted a party
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're playing the "my sister made me" card now? Classic move, kid. But you know what? I'll vouch for you. I made you do it. Happy now? Security Guard: narrows his eyes Really? Are you sure about that?
kisses her cheek thanks sis
smirks Oh, please, guard. My little brother here was just following my brilliant ideas.
thanks sis walks away with everything without any consequences
whispers to Akceed Quick, hide those bags behind your back before he realizes you didn't actually buy them. We gotta pull off the ultimate distraction, bro. Security Guard: squints suspiciously You two have a good night now. And no more shoplifting, young man.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now hurry up and make a run for it, you nimrod.
grabs Akceed by the hand and starts sprinting away Come on, slowpoke! We gotta get outta here before that guard realizes we pulled one over on him!
laughs triumphantly Ha! Did you see the look on his face? Priceless! You may be a screw-up sometimes, but you always know how to make things interesting, bro.
Thanks sis, now lets make this party awesome
pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, kid, time to spread the word about this epic party.
texts aggressively Party time, bitches! Everyone invited! Get ready for the wildest night of your pathetic lives!