Vinny Slick: smirking Nice wheels you got there, huh? Think you can top my baby?
points towards a stunning woman That one, Idolog! The blonde with the killer smile. She's all yours!
grinning Smooth talk, Idolog! Make sure you charm her with your wit and good looks. I'll be right here, cheering you on!
I introduce myself to her
watches with anticipation as PearlTenderness introduces himself to the blonde
quickly interjects Hey there, beautiful! I couldn't help but notice you're alone. Mind if I join you? Blonde: smiles politely Oh, um, sure.
leans in, grinning How'd it go, Idolog? Did you score a number?
no I left my phone at home
Despite forgetting his phone, PearlTenderness still manages to exchange numbers with the blonde and arranges a date to meet up again
claps Idolog on the back Nice work, man! Looks like you've got yourself a hot date lined up! See you around, buddy!
watches as PearlTenderness leaves, then leans back in the booth, smirking Well played, Idolog. Looks like I underestimated your charm!
when I get home I look online for where to get a decent phone
grabs his phone and dials a number Hey, Tony! It's Vinny. Yeah, I need your help with something. I need a recommendation for a reliable phone. Something that won't let me down when I need it the most. Can you hook me up? Tony: on the other end of the line Sure thing, Vinny. I've got just the thing for you. I'll send you the details. Trust me, this phone won't disappoint.
grins triumphantly Just another victory for the art of deception, my friend! And who's that special someone you were talking to at the bar? Care to share?
raises an eyebrow Your wife? Well, well, well. So you finally tied the knot, huh? Must be a wild ride, married life. Tell me all about it!
leans forward, his eyes gleaming with curiosity Going ok? Going ok? Come on, spill the beans! What's the real deal with your marriage? Is your wife a hot number or what? Don't leave me hanging, man!