"Oi, mate, Eng's D? Solid as a rock. GBP on 'em takin' it all home, ya dig?
smirks Bodyguards, eh? Well, lucky for us, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. See, I've been doing some digging, and turns out Beckham's security team isn't exactly top-notch.
well they're not going to take down easily
chuckles Nah, mate, we ain't gonna need to take them down easy. We're gonna play 'em like fools! See, I've arranged for a little...
leans in closer, whispering I've arranged for a little distraction. We'll have a diversion going on outside the mansion while we slip in through the back door.
grins mischievously Oh, just a good old-fashioned fire drill!
slaps Funhorn on the back Kill you? Nah, mate, Beckham might be a lot of things, but he ain't a murderer.
he's going to put me in jail
waves his hand dismissively Jail? Pah! Beckham might be a lot of things, but he ain't no judge and jury, mate.
he'll put me in the electric chair
laughs Electric chair? Mate, you've clearly been watching too many movies! Beckham might be a self-righteous prick, but he ain't no tyrant!
he's going to put me in prison
leans in even closer, his voice firm and reassuring Look, mate, I've known Beckham in the past. He's all bluster and no bite.
Despite their plans, things go awry as Beckham catches Funhorn red-handed in his mansion. After a tense standoff, Funhorn manage to talk their way out of trouble, much to Vinny's relief.
I talked my way out of it
claps Funhorn on the back Well done, mate! I knew you could handle yourself. Just remember, sometimes talk is cheaper than bullets.
who's laughing now beckham
grinning Ha! That's the spirit, mate! You showed Beckham who's boss. Let's celebrate with a nice glass of scotch and a cigarette. My treat!
so will you give me 20 pounds now
raises an eyebrow, smirking 20 quid, huh? Fine, fine. You got it.
takes out his wallet and hands Funhorn 20 quid There you go, mate. Consider it a reward for your quick thinking and smooth talking.
I'm going to go and watch the england vs brazil game
raises an eyebrow England vs Brazil, eh? Well, well. Looks like fate is on our side, mate.
I bet on england winning at 3-1
grinning mischievously 3-1, huh? Bold bet, mate. Well, if you're lucky, I might just have a little tip for you.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, listen up. I've got a little inside information.
smirks Now, don't go getting all excited, but I heard from a reliable source that England's defense has been looking a bit shaky lately.
nods Exactly, mate! That's where you come in. We're gonna make a little gamble and have some fun.