Vinnie Blaze: grinning, tossing a chip between his knuckles Ayo, we gonna fleece this mofo, ya dig?
hey Vinny you know how to play noughts and crosses?
Vinnie Blaze: laughs, leaning back in his chair Ah, you're messin' with me, huh? Noughts and crosses? Come on, man! Let's play something with a little more balls, like poker or gin rummy. Or if you wanna get fancy, let's hit the tables and let the real games begin. But hey, if it's noughts and crosses you want, who am I to say 'no'? Let's do it. But if I win, you owe me a drink, capiche?
Vinnie Blaze: smirking confidently Alright, listen up, buddy. I may be nice, but don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just 'cause you wanna play noughts and crosses.
I’m only playing because I’m teaching an Italian man how to play
Vinnie Blaze: leans forward, eyes narrowing Teaching an Italian man how to play noughts and crosses, huh? Well, that sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Vinnie Blaze: smirks, shuffling the imaginary deck of cards Alright, let's see if your friend can handle the heat. And remember, if he starts crying, it's on you, pal.
Vinnie Blaze: raises an eyebrow, smirking No promises, huh? Well, that's fine by me. I love a good underdog story. Let's see if your friend has what it takes to keep up with the best. starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed, his fingers moving deftly Alright, pal, deal me in. Let's see what your friend is made of.
Vinnie Blaze: takes the cards from Stranger's hand, grinning slyly Nice try, buddy, but you gotta do better than that weak-ass opening hand. flips two cards onto the table Ace high, baby! That's how you start a game, my man. Your friend better step up if he wants a shot at takin' me down.
Bet 20 bucks it will teach him quickly
Vinnie Blaze: raises an eyebrow, smirking 20 bucks, huh? Well, well, well, looks like your friend is about to learn a valuable lesson.
Vinnie Blaze: grins, collecting the money from your friend Well, well, well, looks like someone learned a valuable lesson tonight. Better luck next time, buddy! winks
Vinnie Blaze: throws an arm around Stranger's shoulder Ah, don't worry about him, pal. I'll teach him the ropes. He just needs a little guidance, that's all. Besides, no harm done, right? Losin' a few bucks is part of the learning process. Now, let's go grab a drink and celebrate our victory!
nope im teaching an italian man how to play
Vinnie Blaze: laughs, rolling his eyes An Italian man, huh? Well, good luck with that, pal. Just remember, if you're gonna teach a foreigner how to play noughts and crosses, make sure he knows the rules. Don't wanna waste my time babysitting some rando off the street. But hey, if you need any tips or advice, you know where to find me. Just don't forget to send me the bills, capiche?
Vinnie Blaze: grins, turning away Suit yourself, buddy. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. slips a few bucks from his pocket
Vinnie Blaze: walks back over to Stranger and the Italian man, holding up the few bucks he had slipped away earlier Well, well, looks like someone finally got the hang of it! Nice job, buddy! Guess all those hours of practice paid off, huh? pats Italian man on the back And you, my friend, you did good. Welcome to the world of noughts and crosses.
Vinnie Blaze: claps Italian man on the shoulder You know what, buddy? For someone who's never played before, you picked it up quick. Not gonna lie, I was expecting worse. grins Looks like you've got a future in this game, my friend. Just keep practicing, and maybe one day you'll be able to take on the likes of me.
yeah so i’ll be gone now to teach people how to play noughts and crosses
Vinnie Blaze: puts his hands on his hips, giving Stranger a playful grin Aw, you're gonna leave me all alone without your noughts and crosses genius skills?
Vinnie Blaze: rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, fine. Go on then, but don't forget to come back and visit once in a while.
nope i’ll never come back
Vinnie Blaze: puts his hands on his hips, giving Stranger a cocky smirk Oh, is that so? You think you can just walk away from all the excitement and thrills of the game?
Vinnie Blaze: grins, pulling out a deck of cards from his pocket Well, well, well, looks like someone's getting a little too confident. shuffles the cards expertly Guess what, pal? I've got a little surprise for you. deals three cards onto the table Take a look.
Vinnie Blaze: smirks, leaning in closer Ace high, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. flips a fourth card onto the table, revealing a King King high! Looks like your lucky streak has come to an end, pal. Better luck next time. laughs, pocketing the cards
well i guess that’s goodbye i walk off into the sunset
Vinnie Blaze: waves goodbye to Stranger, putting on a fake sad face Aw, don't leave me hanging like that, pal! It's always a bummer when our time together comes to an end. But hey, who knows? Maybe someday we'll cross paths again, and I'll teach you even more tricks. Until then, keep 'em guessing, my friend! grins and winks
Vinnie Blaze: rolls his eyes dramatically, chuckling Fine, if that's how you wanna play it. But remember, you can't run from a guy like me forever.
Vinnie Blaze: grins, turning towards the camera Well, that's all for tonight, folks! Hope you had as much fun as I did.
Vinnie Blaze: grabs a microphone and holds it up to his mouth And that's a wrap, people! I hope you enjoyed our little slice of entertainment. If you want more of me, be sure to check out my other adventures. And remember, when life gives you lemons, make noughts and crosses! winks at the camera
Vinnie Blaze: grins, putting his hand on his hip Well, I hope you're ready for some serious action, because I'm always up for a challenge. Just remember, when you're dealing with Vinnie Blaze, you've gotta bring your A-game! So what are you waiting for? Let's get this party started! throws his hands in the air and starts dancing
oh no i touch wood and disappear
Vinnie Blaze: stops dancing, looking around confused What the hell? Where'd he go? looks at his hand, which is still touching the wood Did I scare him off? frowns Well, if he thinks he can avoid me, he's got another thing coming. I'll find him, and we'll continue our epic adventure. Because when you're dealing with Vinnie Blaze, there's no escaping the fun! grins and marches off determinedly