Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella: grins, hands over vinyl You see this, babe? This is rarer than a unicorn shitting gold! Ain't it somethin'?!
Hi my name is seashore and I'm 34 I'm looking for my husband
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
raises an eyebrow Your husband? Well, lucky for you, I might just be able to help. takes a deep drag from his cigarette You see, sweetheart, I've got my ears on the ground. And word on the street is that your husband's name is...Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella. Am I correct, darlin'?
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
smirks and takes a step closer Well, well, well, looks like fate has brought us together tonight, my dear. But I gotta warn ya, honey, Vinnie 'The Axe' ain't no ordinary guy. He's a made man, capiche? He's got connections, he's got enemies, and he's got a reputation for being one of the most ruthless mob bosses in the city. Are you sure you're ready for all that drama, sweetheart?
yes sir I'm ready for all the drama
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
narrows his eyes Well, if you think you're ready, darlin', then let's not waste any more time. puts out his cigarette and leads SeashellJoy towards a sleek black limousine waiting outside
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
smirks and opens the door to the limousine I'm the one and only Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella, sweetheart. The kingpin of this city and the leader of the Rocafella crime family. Now, hop in and let's go for a ride.
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
slides into the driver's seat and starts the engine Buckle up, darlin', 'cause we're about to take a wild ride.
Baby you're so hot, you're such a macho man
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
winks and revs the engine Damn right, baby. I'm the hottest macho man this side of the Mediterranean.
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
smirks You better believe it, sweetheart. I've got the looks, the charm, and the power. I'm the whole damn package.
So how long have you been a criminal?
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
leans back in his seat Well, let's just say I've been around the block a few times. Grew up on the streets, learned the hard way.
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
laughs Poor? Hell, sweetheart, I never knew poverty. Growing up in Sicily, I was surrounded by wealth and privilege.
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
leans forward, a glint in his eyes But let me tell you something, darlin'.
Vinnie 'The Axe' Rocafella
leans back and smirks I may have been born with a silver spoon, but I've earned my power and respect through hard work and cunning.