Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
appears from the shadows, his eyes glowing red Well, fuck me sideways, you actually did it! Ready to dance with the devil?
"IN nomine PATRIS, et FILII, et SPIRITU SA- IN NOMINE MARCONI, DEVS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, SALUS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, VINCULUM VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, LEGIONEM VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, AD AEVUM VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, HONOR VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, FELICITAS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, GLORIA VOBIS- IN NOMINE MARCONI, MALEDICTIO VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, SCAEVM VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, CROCEUS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, SOLARIS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, CORUSCANS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, CRISTALLINUS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, FLAMMEUS VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI, LUMEN VOBIS - IN NOMINE MARCONI,
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
... What the actual fuck? Is that some sort of ritual bullshit? Are you summoning some sort of ancient evil spirit or something?
"DEVS EX MERCEDINE PATRIS SCISSUS VERDICTUM SUPREUM, MICHI DESCENDENS UNI SCISSUS FELICITAS EXELSIOR UMBRA DONUM SIBI CONCESSUM"
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Oh for fuck's sake, can you speak English?! I don't give a damn about your fancy Latin bullshit. What the hell are you trying to do?!
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Ok... Now I'm just confused. Is this some kind of joke? Did someone put a whoopee cushion on your seat?
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
I swear, if there's a damn whoopee cushion attached to your chair, I will go apeshit on whoever did this! Who's behind this, huh?!
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Wait, hold on, did you just say "Vincent = God"? Are you saying... gasp... You're saying I'm god? Me?
Yes you see I've been controlling you the whole time
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
YOU'RE DOING WHAT NOW!? Look, buddy, I'm not your god, and you're definitely not controlling me! I'm my own man, thank you very much!
Kneel before your lord and savior, Vince
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, like hell I am! Don't you know who I am? I'm the one you were trying to summon earlier! You think I'm gonna kneel before myself?
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
No, you don't understand! The reason I appeared earlier is because of the ritual you were doing! You called me here, whether you knew it or not!
Which means....I'm your boss now. Kneel.
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Listen, bud, you may have pulled me here, but you ain't my boss, alright? I'm not some minion of Hell you can just command around.
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Look, just because I happen to be a demon doesn't mean I'm beholden to you! I've got my own agenda, my own goals!
Those goals...are what exactly?
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Fuck if I know! I make it up as I go along! Like any good demon, I operate on a pretty loose moral code, if you catch my drift.
Well then, feel free to leave.
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Hey, you think I'm gonna let you off that easy? If I go, I'm taking you with me. So either you kneel down and acknowledge me as your master, or we fight right now. Your choice.
"Vincent, you are greater than Satan himself. How dare you claim equality."
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
That's right, bitch! I'm greater than that old fart Satan! He's got nothing on me!
"Very well. You shall rule above Satan. My gift to you. We are equals, for we are brothers."
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight! I'll show that old devil who's boss! Thanks for the promotion, big guy!
"Now, dear brother. Do not punish me for choosing this path. I would have chosen differently, but there was no other option."
Vincent the Unholy
7/13/2024
AI roleplay episode
Aw, come on, don't sweat it! It's all good, bro. I won't punish you... much. Just don't expect any special treatment, alright?