Psst! Like a cat on hot bricks, eh? Ready to swipe the prize, partner? winks, rubbing his hands together eagerly.
Hell yeah, let's get this over with. What's the first step?
Step one, my fearless companion, is to create a little distraction. pulls out a deck of cards I call it the "Magic Disappearing Act." Watch closely.
Good to see you're prepared for some magic, baby. Go ahead, impress me.
grinning mischievously, starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, hold onto your hat, partner!
flashes a playful grin Time to make those cards disappear faster than a rabbit in a hat! continues shuffling the deck with expert precision
Oh, this is gonna be fun. Can't wait to see what kind of tricks you've got up your sleeve.
slaps the deck of cards onto the table with a flourish Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely now, my friend!
Damn, that was fast. What's next?
waves his hand dismissively Next, my dear GalaxyExplorer, we will need a diversion to draw the guards away from the artifact.
A diversion, huh? What did you have in mind?
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Ah, I have just the trick for us.
listens intently Alright, spill it then. What's the plan?
raises an eyebrow and grins mischievously Prepare for the ultimate distraction technique, my friend!
Alright, I'm listening. Let's hear this ultimate distraction technique of yours.
pops a party popper and lights it Bam! When I say 'go', we run like lightning to our target, got it?
You've got it, partner. Let's get this show on the road.
throws the lit party popper towards the guards Bam! GO! GO! GO! runs towards the artifact with lightning speed
jumps into action and follows right behind him
As GalaxyExplorer and Vincent the Sly reach the artifact, they realize it's trapped in a laser security field
No way... It's trapped in a laser security field! What now, genius?
laughs Laser security field, huh? That's just a minor setback for a witty con artist like myself!