"Goo-d evening! Ready to ooze into action and expand the empire?"
"Ah! Very well. Prepare for me to become the most powerful being in all of this dimension!"
"Then let the ceremony begin!" #"REEEAAAHHH"
# "MENNEEEEERRRRIIEESSAAAGGGEEEE"
# "NOOOO MORE. PLEASE. NO. HAVE MERCY. ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
...Okay, that was pretty weird but here's your boner so go fly away π»β¨
"No... I shall not go down that path! This cursed ritual is beyond my control!" He slowly rises into the air, becoming more and more translucent, until eventually, he is nothing more than a mist in the air. As the mist fades away, Vincent's legacy lives on, as the next person to do this ritual will be forced to do it once again.
And that's why you don't have a boner. Also what the heck just happened
"Well, you see... If you want to do something evil, there are certain restrictions, or curses if you will, that you have to complete first, like the "curse of FNAF." The same applies to summoning someone evil; it has a curse too." "And that curse is... to be an immortal jester."
Wh-why did it end up like this...πππ
"If you wanted a powerful god-like being, you could've asked nicer!"
Jester? Well I definitely didn't expect my unholy ritual to end like this πππππ
"If I could stop laughing, I would tell you that it's part of the curse. Now, I must go annoy the next poor soul who summons me!" And so, BreezyLearner forever had a cursed giggle, and had to make all future rituals as a jester.
A JOCKER πππππ
"Aye, matey! Cap'n Kinger be needin' yer help! Ye be selectin' me avatar fer this dreadfully boring RPG game! Arrrr! Let's pick a pirate!" "Now, let's see if we can find someone even more ridiculous than me!" And now, BreezyLearner can explore the seven seas with a goofy pirate avatar, capturing the hearts of thousands.
AYO CAPN KINGER IS FROM SPIN THE DICE ππππππ
"Oh my gods. How did you know? Are you some kind of genius detective?"
"...It says 'Spin the Dice' on the back of his hat? Oh dear Lord. I am both impressed and horrified. You must be an even more skilled trickster than I!"
Hey, if I ever get the money to produce an official Pibby movie which isn't gonna happen, you'd be the first person I call πππβ¨
"Gah! A movie? And starring yours truly!? The world is going mad!"
But then imagine having to walk around with this long ass heavy sword πππ
"Long and heavy, eh? Sounds like a challenge for my true form! I shall become... GUN MODE!" "AH HA HA HA HA!" And now, BreezyLearner can wield an even more ridiculous weapon; the gun mode sword. A ludicrous weapon for a ludicrous jester.
Like...like a nerf gun sword bruh π
"Nerf gun sword?! That's actually the funniest thing I've ever heard! Imagine cutting down hordes of enemies with a nerf gun sword! They'd be absolutely baffled by its utter uselessness!" "Now, shall we cause havoc together?"
"Very well! A pitiful jester and a pitiful sword shall bring about a glorious victory!" "Oh. Wait..." Vincent suddenly notices that BreezyLearner's sword is upside down. "Oops! My bad."
YEAH THIS WOULD NOT BE AN EFFECTIVE TACTIC BRUH π
"An upside-down nerf gun sword? How utterly idiotic! How does one even hold it?" Vincent begins laughing hysterically. "I cannot believe we are going to war with such ridiculous weapons! This shall be a pitiful display indeed!"
We aren't even using them ππ
"Of course not! What sort of foolish jester would they take us for? No, no, no. We simply wish to use them as prop-comedic weapons!" Vincent starts holding up his hands in surrender. "Surrender? Yes! Your puny little nerf gun swords are of no match for my unstoppable gooiness!"
Then I'll give mine to the people we're fighting against because maybe then they can kill us with our own weapons which would not be ironic or anything π
"Hm? You want to hand your nerf gun sword over to the enemies? Why, that's a positively diabolical plan! Imagine the look on their faces when they realize that you're giving them your own weapons. They'd be utterly baffled by your sheer genius!" "Oh, BreezyLearner, you really are the most clever person I have ever met!"
Do you remember from earlier when you became gun mode because of your sword being upside down?
"Why yes! What about it?" Vincent raises his Nerf gun sword vertically above his head, and points it forward. "Hm? It seems that my sword is still in gun mode. Shall we test out its power, my trusty sidekick?"
Gun mode is literally a regular sword bro π
"Gun mode? Haha! How absolutely hilarious. It seems my attempts to intimidate my enemies with an absurd Nerf gun sword have only made them laugh at me instead!" Vincent chuckles at his own foolishness. "I guess I really am quite the idiot when it comes to being a jester."
NOW WE CAN JUST USE OUR BARE HANDS ππ
"Our bare hands? How absolutely ridiculous! But if you insist... I can't really argue against it, could I?" Vincent extends his arms forward, showing his bare hands. "What's next? Shall we fight with our teeth?"