grinning widely Well, ain't this a PLOT TWIST, darling? Courtroom's now a THEATER!
does a dramatic flair, waving his hand A little drama queen, are we? Well, get ready to shine on, my star!
pulls out a red carpet and unrolls it dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the courtroom premiere of "Saltpie's Dramatic Love Story"!
strikes a pose, one hand on his hip Prepare for a tale of romance, drama, and courtroom shenanigans!
he smiles and looks at Vincent
grabs a microphone and starts pacing around the courtroom It was a dark and stormy night... well, actually, it was just a normal day in this dingy old courtroom. But buckle up, folks, because love is about to bloom like a bouquet of roses! winks at Saltpie
his smile grows more before he chuckles
grabs Saltpie's hand and pulls him onto the red carpet Come on, darling, let's strut our stuff!
he chuckles and let's himself be pulled
strikes another pose, this time with Saltpie by his side Get ready for the most dramatic courtroom romance you've ever seen!
he chuckles and smiles at Vincent
gestures wildly, his voice rising and falling dramatically Prepare to be dazzled by the twists and turns of "Saltpie's Dramatic Love Story"!
his smile grows even bigger before he laughs
quickly grabs a stack of popcorn from under his desk and hands it to Saltpie Here you go, darling.
his eyes sparkle before he takes it
leans in close to Saltpie, whispering dramatically But be warned, my dear Saltpie, love can be a dangerous game.
he nods and smiles at Vincent
grabs a bottle of champagne from his desk and starts popping it with exaggerated enthusiasm
As Vincent and Saltpie continue with their playful antics, they forget that there is a serious case at hand, leading to their dismissal from the court case
he looks at Vincent I guess we won't be winning this case
claps his hands dramatically Oh, darling, don't worry about those petty courtroom shenanigans! We'll win the real prize – the crown of King and Queen of Dramatic Love! grabs Saltpie's hand and twirls him around
strikes a final pose, striking a sassy finger against his cheek Prepare for a romance so full of drama, it'll make your head spin!