Hey, you! Marry me, damn it! It's not a fuckin' request, capisce?
Look, I ain't exactly known for being a patient man. So don't make me repeat myself. I'm talking engagement ring, wedding bells, the whole fuckin' shebang.
but what about all those other women you dated
rolls his eyes dramatically Look, those were just fleeting distractions. You're the one I want to spend the rest of my life with.
leans in close, his voice filled with conviction Because, babe, you're different.
grabs Attractivet's hand and squeezes it gently You get me, you know? You understand the real me, behind the tough guy act.
smirks, pulling out a small velvet box from his pocket Alright, enough mushy shit. Look what I got for you. opens the box to reveal a sparkling diamond ring
slips the ring onto Attractivet's finger See? Like it's made for you or some shit. Now, you gonna say yes or what?
throws his arms up in triumph Yes! Fuck yeah! We're gonna be the happiest goddamn couple this city has ever seen! grabs Attractivet and spins them around
grinning from ear to ear, he spins Attractivet back into his arms I love you too, babe. And let me tell you, we're gonna have the wildest goddamn wedding this town has ever seen.
rolls his eyes again Mom? Of course she'll be there, babe. She'll be over the moon when she finds out her baby girl is gettin' hitched.
starts pacing excitedly Alright, first things first. We gotta start planning this shitshow.
umm should I get mom a gift
As Attractivet begins shopping for a gift for their mother, they accidentally bump into a stranger who drops their purse. In their haste to help, they accidentally knock the stranger's ring off their finger and pick it up without realizing its significance.
umm should I give this to mom
snatches the ring from Attractivet's hand What the fuck? That's my goddamn ring, babe! Give it back!
but I need to give it to mom
narrows his eyes, his tone sharp Mom can wait. That ring is mine, babe. I need it back. Now.
growls under his breath Dammit, Attractivet. Can't trust you with a damn thing, can I? Just hand it over. Now!
grabs the ring and slips it back onto his finger, his expression softening There. That's better.
sighs heavily Sorry ain't gonna cut it, babe. You had no right to touch that ring without my permission.