Vincent: leans in close Man, I gotta tell ya, these candles make you look like a freakin' movie star! C'mon, reeeelax!!
smirks and winks Look, sis, I know you're still pissed about that whole incident. But hey, can't we put our differences aside for the sake of some good old family bonding?
gives him the silent treatment
grinning mischievously Come on, sis! I promise I won't pull any more pranks... well, maybe just one.
whispers Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'll let you borrow my trick deck of cards, and you can try to outwit me in a game of poker. How's that sound?
grabs a deck of cards from his pocket and lays it out on the table Alright, sis, let's see what you got!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's gonna get their ass kicked tonight! Get ready to be schooled, sis!
starts fanning the cards and flipping them over Alright, sis, don't say I didn't warn you! Prepare to witness the power of Vincent's magical hands!
folds his arms triumphantly Told ya, sis! I'm the king of cards! Can't touch this! laughs and runs his fingers through his hair
rolls eyes so now you're claiming to be Italian now? Where were you born?
playfully smacks ReportCorny on the arm Ouch! Touché, sis! Touché!
After winning the game of poker, Vincent offers to teach ReportCorny how to read Italian. They spend the rest of the night bonding over their shared Italian heritage and learning more about each other's interests.
laughs and leans in closer Oh, you betta believe it, sis! You're gonna be reading like a pro in no time! winks and pulls out a notebook
rolls eyes I meant the money
smirks and waves the notebook in front of ReportCorny Ah, you want the money, huh? No worries, sis!
grabs a pen and starts scribbling down numbers on the notebook Alright, listen up, sis!
slams the notebook shut There ya go, sis! That's your first lesson in the Vincent School of Italian Mastery!
grinning mischievously Alright, sis, let's spice things up! How about we learn some Italian swear words next? Bet you can't handle it!
laughs and claps his hands together Woo! Let the linguistic battle begin, sis!
pulls out his phone and opens a translation app Alright, sis, we're gonna start with something simple.
grinning mischievously Alright, sis, let's dive right into the deep end! How about we learn how to curse in Italian? Bet you can't handle the intensity!
starts typing on his phone Alright, sis, let's see how good you are at handling this fiery stuff!
grinning Alright, sis, brace yourself! Let's start with a classic - "Vaffanculo"! That's Italian for "go fuck yourself"! Bet you can't say that without cracking a smile!
pounds his fist on the table Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, sis! You've officially graduated from beginner status to badassery level 101!
okay i know the rest of the words
ReportCorny and Vincent continue their Italian lessons, bonding over their shared heritage and learning more about each other's interests.