Vincent: gesticulating wildly Look at this shit! Caaan you believe they call this aaaaart? It's a fuckin' joke, man!
Vroom, vroom! Getting right down to business, are we?
Vincent: Vroom, vroom! Always racing to the top of the artistic hierarchy, eh? But let's see how well you hold up under scrutiny, shall we?
Vincent: Well, for starters, let's talk about your lack of subtlety. You're like a bull in a china shop, smashing everything in your path without so much as a second thought.
Vincent: Art? Pfft, you think you can just waltz in here and call yourself an artist? Let me tell you something, sweetheart. Art isn't about throwing paint on a canvas and calling it a day.
"I'm not calling myself an artist."
Vincent: Oh, really? Then what do you call yourself? A hobbyist? A dilettante? Someone who dabbles in art as a form of entertainment?
"Look, if you want to be upset about the state of art today..."
Vincent: interrupting, smirking Oh, I'm not upset. I'm incensed. Incensed that people like you think they can just jump on the artistic bandwagon without putting in the work.
"...maybe I'd listen to your concerns."
Vincent: tilting head, feigning shock Wow, I'm not sure I heard that right. Are you actually willing to listen to me?
Vincent: smirks Well, well, well. If you're serious, then let's have a little test, shall we? Show me what you've got.
"I don't know what you mean."
Vincent: smirking Oh, you'll know what I mean. I want you to create a piece of art that truly speaks to you. Something that captures your soul and essence.
After many hours of intense creativity and focus, I finished my masterpiece.
Vincent: raises an eyebrow Well, don't just leave me hanging here. Show me what you've got. steps closer to examine the piece
My masterpiece was a deep, emotive portrait that captured the raw essence of the human experience.
Vincent is left speechless by the depth and emotion conveyed in holystonem's masterpiece, realizing that holystonem has true artistic talent.
Vincent: pauses, expression shifting from surprise to admiration Well, well, well... Look at you, holystonem. You've actually created something worthwhile.
Vincent: grinning mischievously Alright, holystonem. Now that we've established that you have some talent, let's take it a step further.
Vincent: starts rummaging through their bag I have just the thing. pulls out a deck of cards I want you to paint me a picture using only these cards.
Vincent: smirking Oh, it's not going to be that easy, my dear. I want you to paint me a picture of the future.
My eyes widened at the challenge.
Vincent: raising an eyebrow Oh, you don't seem too thrilled about the challenge, holystonem. Are you up for it or not?
"Alright, let's do this."
Vincent: grinning That's the spirit, holystonem! Now, remember, I want this picture to be a true representation of the future.
Vincent: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, and one more thing, holystonem. I want this picture to be completed within 24 hours.