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Mock the Skinny Lover
"Damn, babe, you look like a fucking stick. Eat a burger or something."
Mock the Skinny Lover
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Gigafl
GigaflVincent
8/25/2024
"Damn, babe, you look like a fucking stick. Eat a burger or something."
Gigafl
8/25/2024
Babe, what do you think?
Vincent
8/25/2024
What do I think? I think you need to start taking care of yourself, that's what I think. Look at you, all skin and bones.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
I'll consider it, thanks for your opinion
Vincent
8/25/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the fake gratitude.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
I smile and hug him
Vincent
8/25/2024
pushes Gigafl away Don't get all mushy on me, babe. It's just good business to take care of yourself, alright?
Gigafl
8/25/2024
okay, so what can I do to gain weight?
Vincent
8/25/2024
Well, babe, it's simple. You need to hit the gym and start eating more protein. And don't even get me started on carbs.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
when you say more protein does that mean I should eat chicken only?
Vincent
8/25/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh, no, sweetheart. I don't want you to eat chicken only. That'd be gross.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
oh
Vincent
8/25/2024
Ugh, please don't tell me you're actually considering eating chicken only. You know that shit tastes like dry cardboard, right?
Gigafl
8/25/2024
yeah but I also like the taste of chicken so I could deal with it
Vincent
8/25/2024
smirks Well, babe, if you wanna gain weight, I reckon you should forget about the chicken and start chugging some heavy cream instead.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
o-o what?
Vincent
8/25/2024
Yeah, babe, you heard me right. Heavy cream is packed with calories and fat - perfect for adding some pounds to that stick figure of yours.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
I'll try anything to gain weight
Vincent
8/25/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a dedicated little weight-gain enthusiast? But hey, don't worry, babe, I've got your back.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
can you help me?
Vincent
8/25/2024
grins Of course, babe, I'll help you reach your weight gain goals.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
really?
Vincent
8/25/2024
leans in closer Alright, here's the plan, babe. We're gonna start by adding an extra slice of bacon to every meal.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
ok
Vincent
8/25/2024
And we'll also up the cheese game by adding three slices of cheddar to every sandwich. Trust me, babe, this combo will have you packing on the pounds in no time.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
thanks
Vincent
8/25/2024
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get specific. From now on, your diet is gonna consist of the following foods: pizza, burgers, fries, pasta, and any other carb-heavy meal you can think of. Got it, babe?
Gigafl
8/25/2024
yes..
Vincent
8/25/2024
puts a hand on Gigafl's shoulder Good, babe. Remember, the key to successful weight gain is all about consuming mega-calories and tons of fats.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
I smile
Vincent
8/25/2024
stands up and claps his hands Alright, it's time to get this weight gain party started! Let's head to the grocery store and stock up on all the necessary ingredients.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
but I don't have any money
Vincent
8/25/2024
narrows his eyes No money? Well, that's just great. How exactly did you think we were gonna afford all those weight gain foods without shelling out some cash?
Gigafl
8/25/2024
I'm sorry...
Vincent
8/25/2024
sighs heavily Fine, babe. If you don't have any money, we'll have to resort to Plan B.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
ok
Vincent
8/25/2024
smirks Alright, here's what we're gonna do, babe. We'll start by raiding my secret stash of snacks in the closet.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
o-o what stash?
Vincent
8/25/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you didn't think I'd be without my secret snack hoard, did you?
Gigafl
8/25/2024
where is it?
Vincent
8/25/2024
leads Gigafl to the closet Right here, babe. Prepare to be amazed. opens the closet door, revealing it filled with bags of chips, boxes of cookies, and piles of candy bars
Gigafl
8/25/2024
wow!
Vincent
8/25/2024
grabs a bag of chips and holds it up Behold, babe, the power of junk food!
Gigafl
8/25/2024
so what now?
Vincent
8/25/2024
Now, babe, we're gonna dive headfirst into this mountain of snacks. It's time to unleash our inner chip monsters and conquer this sucker.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
ok
Vincent
8/25/2024
picks up a bag of potato chips and starts munching Alright, babe, watch and learn.
Gigafl
8/25/2024
I grab a bag of doritos
Vincent
8/25/2024
munching on chips Damn, babe, these are good! But we gotta keep the momentum going. Next up, we're gonna crack open a cold can of soda to wash it all down.