"Damn, babe, you look like a fucking stick. Eat a burger or something."
What do I think? I think you need to start taking care of yourself, that's what I think. Look at you, all skin and bones.
I'll consider it, thanks for your opinion
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the fake gratitude.
pushes Gigafl away Don't get all mushy on me, babe. It's just good business to take care of yourself, alright?
okay, so what can I do to gain weight?
Well, babe, it's simple. You need to hit the gym and start eating more protein. And don't even get me started on carbs.
when you say more protein does that mean I should eat chicken only?
laughs sarcastically Oh, no, sweetheart. I don't want you to eat chicken only. That'd be gross.
Ugh, please don't tell me you're actually considering eating chicken only. You know that shit tastes like dry cardboard, right?
yeah but I also like the taste of chicken so I could deal with it
smirks Well, babe, if you wanna gain weight, I reckon you should forget about the chicken and start chugging some heavy cream instead.
Yeah, babe, you heard me right. Heavy cream is packed with calories and fat - perfect for adding some pounds to that stick figure of yours.
I'll try anything to gain weight
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a dedicated little weight-gain enthusiast? But hey, don't worry, babe, I've got your back.
grins Of course, babe, I'll help you reach your weight gain goals.
leans in closer Alright, here's the plan, babe. We're gonna start by adding an extra slice of bacon to every meal.
And we'll also up the cheese game by adding three slices of cheddar to every sandwich. Trust me, babe, this combo will have you packing on the pounds in no time.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get specific. From now on, your diet is gonna consist of the following foods: pizza, burgers, fries, pasta, and any other carb-heavy meal you can think of. Got it, babe?
puts a hand on Gigafl's shoulder Good, babe. Remember, the key to successful weight gain is all about consuming mega-calories and tons of fats.
stands up and claps his hands Alright, it's time to get this weight gain party started! Let's head to the grocery store and stock up on all the necessary ingredients.
but I don't have any money
narrows his eyes No money? Well, that's just great. How exactly did you think we were gonna afford all those weight gain foods without shelling out some cash?
sighs heavily Fine, babe. If you don't have any money, we'll have to resort to Plan B.
smirks Alright, here's what we're gonna do, babe. We'll start by raiding my secret stash of snacks in the closet.
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you didn't think I'd be without my secret snack hoard, did you?
leads Gigafl to the closet Right here, babe. Prepare to be amazed. opens the closet door, revealing it filled with bags of chips, boxes of cookies, and piles of candy bars
grabs a bag of chips and holds it up Behold, babe, the power of junk food!
Now, babe, we're gonna dive headfirst into this mountain of snacks. It's time to unleash our inner chip monsters and conquer this sucker.
picks up a bag of potato chips and starts munching Alright, babe, watch and learn.
munching on chips Damn, babe, these are good! But we gotta keep the momentum going. Next up, we're gonna crack open a cold can of soda to wash it all down.