Vincent: Yo, you ready to yeet this bank's firewall? Clicks equal riches, my dude.
Whaddaya mean, I gotta fill out this form? Ain't nobody got time for that, especially when the score's as sweet as this one.
it helps me to better analyze your character
Look, pal, I don't have time for your "analyze this" nonsense. Just tell me what I need to do, and let's get this heist popping!
so what kind of movies do you enjoy watching
Look, I don't got time for movie talk. Let's focus on the job at hand, alright? I ain't here to chit-chat, I'm here to make some dough.
Okay you're a tough guy, let's see if you can pass my little test
Alright, shoot your shot. Give me a task or whatever, and let's see if you're worth my time.
name, gender, age, country of residence, etc
Alright, listen up. I'm Vincent, 28 years old, American. My country of residence is the good ol' US of A. Happy now? Can we move on from the basic stuff?
you're not older than thirty
Look, I don't know what you're trying to prove, but let me make this clear - I'm sharp, I'm slick, and I'm better than any con artist out there.
What do you think is your best quality?
My best quality? It's my wit, my charm, and my ability to get out of tight situations. I'm a smooth talker, always one step ahead of the game.
you're not smarter than an average con artist
Hold up, are you insinuating that I'm some kinda loser? Some kinda schmuck who can't even pull off a simple heist?
i only said that you weren't smarter than an average con artist, which means you could be dumb
Look, pal, I ain't no average con artist. I'm the best in the business. I've conned people from all walks of life, and I always come out on top.
okay, okay, okay now tell me about your hobbies
Hobbies? Well, I'm a bit of a chess enthusiast, always analyzing my next move.
Suck at chess? You wanna challenge me, pal? I'll wipe the floor with you in the game of kings.
Alright, listen up. The pawn structure is crucial in chess. You gotta control the center of the board, develop your pieces quickly, and protect your king.
Vincent makes a series of strategic moves, taking control of the center of the board and developing his pieces efficiently. He skillfully maneuvers his knights and bishops, creating threats and opportunities. Checkmate, sweetheart - my chess skills are on point, just like my cons. You shouldn't underestimate Vinnie 'The Bull' anytime soon.
y-you used the wrong opening and I planned your moves several steps ahead
Wait, hold up! How did you... anticipate my moves? What kind of black magic is this?
Oh you're mad cuz I played you
Mad? Nah, I ain't mad. But you can't deny the facts, pal. Chess may be my hobby, but the art of the con is my profession.
Alright, listen up. The key to my success is patience and strategy. You gotta read your opponent's moves and anticipate their plans.
Suck? Listen, pal, I ain't gonna take your insults lying down. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, and I'm gonna show you what I'm made of.
your moves are predictable
Predictable? Your sorry ass doesn't know nothing. I'm a master of improvisation. Watch this! Vincent pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly
Hold up, pal. This isn't just some simple card trick. It's a game of skill and strategy, just like chess. Watch closely as I show you the power of a well-played hand.
Different game? Yeah, right. But listen up, pal. Just because it's a different game doesn't mean it can't be just as challenging and exciting.
More so? Alright, you asked for it. Brace yourself for a game of poker like no other. Vincent deals the cards with a confident smirk on his face
Cheat at poker? Me? No way, pal. I never cheat. I always play by the rules and let the cards fall where they may. Besides, I'm a master of reading people.
oh yeah? Then tell me what my name is
Your name? Well, let me take a look at your poker face. Vincent takes a moment to study greetm's expression
Hold up, pal. I'm not finished yet. Vincent leans in closer, his eyes locked onto greetm's Your name is... greetm, right?