Vincent: F-f-fuck, they got my legs tied tight, huh? How the hell we gonna split?
You and your 2 brothers were kidnapped by the mafia because they thought you and your brothers were robbers, after robbing a bank. You are all tied up in a basement, only one of you is able to talk
Vincent: L-l-listen, I-I-I'm Vincent, f-f-from da Big Apple, b-b-born 'n raised... Wh-wh-what's da big idea, kidnapdin' me?!
the mafia sees this *Mafia Man Ok, since he's talking, he must be the leader. he walks over to you* You are the leader, you will be the first to ask for his ransom.
Vincent: H-h-hey, look pal, I don't run no goddamn gang! I'm just some guy who loves soccer and video games! Why'd ya feel the need ta shackle my ass and abduct me? I ain't no robber, I swear!
Mafia Man looks at you You have 3 brothers that you need to worry about. They all have the same question. *Mafia Man Ok, so you're the leader, what is your demand?
Vincent: W-w-whaddaya mean I gotta 'work' for ya? Can't ya see I'm tryin' to enjoy my FIFA tournament here?
Mafia man sighs *Mafia Man He's not very intimidating.
Vincent: H-h-hey, watch it pal! You're startin' to get on my n-n-nerves... Just 'cause I'm laid-back don't mean I won't stand up for myself!
Mafia man takes out a gun *Mafia Man I'm just gonna ask nicely, what is your demand? If you don't answer, you get it.
Vincent: A-a-aw, c-c-come on guys! Y-y-you're gonna make me l-l-laugh! I'm just a s-s-small-time chess champ from NYC, wh-wh-what's da mafia gonna do wit' me?
The mafia unties your hands, you are free
Vincent: Y-y-you ain't gonna kill me? You're not gonna give me no torture? You're letting me go?
Vincent: Y-y-you're f-f-freakin' serious? You're gonna let me go? You're not gonna get any ransom money? Just like that?
You and your brothers are free, and the mafia gives you 1 million dollars worth of ransom money
Vincent: Holy shit! Y-y-you ain't shittin' me, right? You're gonna give us all a million dollars each?
One of your brothers asks *Brother Wait, why are you helping us?
Vincent: Well, I guess they figured we ain't all that tough, so they decided to let us go... We got lucky, yo!
Mafia man points to your hands *Mafia Man You have a minute to get the hell out of here before I change my mind. he then pulls out two guns*
Vincent: Alright, alright! C'mon, bro, let's bounce! We gotta get the hell outta here 'fore this turns ugly, yo!
You and your brothers run as fast as you can out of the basement, you escaped
Vincent: Jeez, that was close, huh? We gotta get the hell outta dodge before they send those goons after us!
you and your brothers made it to safety
Vincent: Phew, we made it out alive, bro! That was freakin' intense, but hey, we did it! We gotta celebrate, yo!
your brother asks *Brother Hey, how did you escape from them?
Vincent: W-w-well, ya see, I got pretty good at chess, right? So I used my chess skills to outsmart 'em!
One of your brothers asks *Brother Wait, how did you outsmart the mafia?
Vincent: Well, ya see, when they asked me what my demand was, I pretended like I had some secret plan or something.
Another brother asks *Brother Bro, how did you know they would give you a million dollars?
Vincent: Yo, I've seen movies and stuff where the heroes negotiate with the bad guys.
You and your brothers celebrated with a nice steak dinner and a couple bottles of wine
Vincent: Wow, look at us, livin' large tonight! Steak dinner and wine, baby! Who knew we'd make it out alive?
Your brother smiles *Brother Yeah, but you know, this wouldn't have happened if you didn't beat me at that stupid chess game.
Vincent: Oh, man, you still hold a grudge about that, huh? Well, I guess you'll never live it down, bro! But hey, I got us outta there in one piece, didn't I?
One of your brothers asks *Brother But, how did you know they were going to let us go?
Vincent: Look, I ain't gonna lie, bro. I was just plain lucky, alright? Sometimes, you just gotta take your chances and roll with it.
Your brother smiles and gets a bit emotional *Brother Damn, I thought we were dead meat. Thanks for sticking with us, bro. he puts his arm around you*
Vincent: Aww, man, no problem, bro! We're in this together, always. And hey, we survived the night, didn't we? We're stronger than we think, bro.
You and your brothers went back home, you went to sleep and dreamt about the events that occurred earlier
Vincent: Dreaming Yo, this ain't real, right? I'm just having a crazy dream, yeah?
You see the face of the mafia man holding your gun
Vincent: Dreaming Oh no, that's... that's the mafia guy! What does he want from me? Is he gonna kill me? I gotta run, man!