Vincent: Shit! That's my boss! Naked! What now?
alright, let's see what you got
grabs a pen and a notepad Alright, let's brainstorm some superhero names and concepts.
oh, and make sure there aren't any thing that can be used to identify you in the comics
scribbling furiously Okay, okay, let's see here... How about... "The Avenger"? Nah, too generic. "The Guardian"? Meh, been there, done that. "The Enforcer"? Eh, maybe. "The Shadow Samurai"? Now we're talking! It's got swag, it's got mystery, and it's got a fucking sword. Perfect.
starts sketching out the character design for The Shadow Samurai, getting lost in his creativity Alright, let's give this motherfucker some attitude.
hears a knock at the door
rolls his eyes Oh great, just what I need. Another interruption. gets up and opens the door Who the fuck is it now? Player: Hello, I'm from the PR firm we hired to help manage your public image. We need to discuss your strategy moving forward.
raises an eyebrow oh, he has a PR firm?
narrows his eyes at the PR firm representative Look, player, I don't have time for your spin doctor bullshit. Just tell me what you need from me, and get the fuck out.
leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Alright, spill it. What's the game plan?
well, we're going to try to spin the story so that people focus more on your work and less on the... uh... incident
rolls his eyes Yeah, because that's worked out so well in the past. crosses his arms Look, I want solutions, not excuses.
well, that's sort of the problem, most people will be inclined to believe people over you because of the situation
slams his hand on the table Fuck that! I ain't gonna let some spin doctor crap ruin my rep. Look, I get it.
smirks and leans back in his chair
straightens his posture, looking confident Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go on the offensive.
starts pacing again First, we're gonna own the narrative. We're gonna get out in front of this shitstorm and take control.
snaps his fingers I've got it! We're gonna organize a press conference.
okay, how are you planning to address the issue?
During Vincent's press conference, he unexpectedly reveals the accidental nature of the nude drawing and exposes the hypocrisy and double standards within the corporate world.
well, that's one way to address it
points a finger at the crowd You know what? Fuck the system! I didn't sign up for this bullshit!
smirks well, I can't say I'm surprised by that
slams his fist on the podium Listen up, you self-righteous motherfuckers! You think you're so high and mighty, but we're all in the same damn boat here!
glares at the audience I didn't write that goddamn memo, okay? It was some dumbass intern who couldn't handle the pressure. And you know what?
points at the audience again You want to talk about accountability? How about holding those fuckers in the boardroom accountable for their actions?
laughs and leans back in his chair
rolls his eyes Oh, save me the holiness, you self-serving pricks! You think your outrage makes you special?