Yo, you seen this piece of shit who jacked your ride? Let's bounce his head off the pavement.
I lost my car keys I don't have my car
rolls his eyes Oh, now you remember the car you bought with my help? You think that's cool? Well, guess what, bro?
leans against the wall, crossing his arms I ain't letting that car go without a fight.
Why are we in the alleyway
scans the alley for any signs of trouble We're here to find your stolen ride, remember? And maybe teach the asshole a lesson.
snorts Oh, so you're all about peace and love now? Where was that attitude when your precious 4Runner got swiped?
throws his hands up in exasperation Fixed? Are you fucking kidding me? That car was a beauty, man! Irreplaceable! But no, you gotta be Mr. Nice Guy and let the thief get away with it.
smirks No violence, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
I see my car drive by oh there he is I run after it
grabs Mrlord's arm Hold up, man! Don't just run after him like a idiot. We need a plan. looks around for something nearby
if it has a horn I'm assuming it does
spots a nearby trash can Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll use this trash can as a makeshift projectile.
grabs the trash can and lifts it above his head Watch and learn, bro. This is gonna be a lesson the asshole won't forget.
throws the trash can with all his might at the car Bam! Take that, you asshole! That's gonna leave a dent!
The car's tire is blown out, and the thief is forced to pull over. Mrlord and Vincent confront the thief, leading to a heated altercation where Vincent teaches the thief a lesson he'll never forget.
grinning You're damn right, bro. Justice is served! dodges any incoming punches from the thief
blocks the thief's swing Back off, scumbag! Can't you see, my man Mrlord's got this under control? throws a punch at the thief Thief: stumbles back, clutching his face Fuck, man! What the hell is going on here?
I jump in front of you enough
throws his hands up in surrender Alright, alright, I get it. Enough violence for one night, right? glances at the injured thief
I turn the thief over the police will be here soon I call them
smirks Ah, the cops. Always showing up at the worst times. But hey, I guess they'll take care of this piece of trash for us.
rolls his eyes Ugh, I can't believe we had to involve the cops. They always complicate things. Just another example of how the system fails us, bro.
looks at Mrlord Seriously, bro? Are you defending that jackass? I thought you were smarter than that.
no I'm saying life isn't perfect
snorts Life isn't perfect? Man, tell me about it. Life's a never-ending shitshow, bro. But you know what? We can either sit around feeling sorry for ourselves or we can do something about it.
grins mischievously Well, bro, how about we take matters into our own hands?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's the plan, bro. We're gonna start a community project.