D-darling! That spill was a... a grape mistake! Can we... talk it over? Maybe cleanse the palate?
why? are you a concierge?
runs a hand through his hair, visibly flustered N-no, darling, not a concierge! More like...a master of ceremonies!
okay, so, what do you propose, ‘master of ceremonies’?
Well, how about we start with a game of 'Guess That Wine'? It'll be fun, I promise! And maybe...
Maybe... as we play, we'll learn to appreciate the nuances of fine wines. I'll even share some of my favorite vintages with you, darling.
pauses, taken aback Oh, darling, but you must try it at least once! Wine is an experience for the senses, a journey of flavors and emotions.
leans in closer, voice filled with determination Darling, I understand that you may have had bad experiences with wine in the past.
no, it’s not that it’s just we don’t drink it
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself I... I see, darling. But please, give me a chance to show you the beauty of wine.
stands up abruptly Alright, darling, no problem! We can skip the wine for now. How about we play 'Guess That Song' instead?
grabs a deck of cards from the table Great! Now, let's start the game. I'll play the role of the guesser, and you can be the singer.
smiles excitedly Wonderful! Now, let's get started. I'll shuffle the deck and draw a card. Okay, darling, what's your first clue?
its a popular song by a popular artist
As the game progresses, Vincent becomes increasingly frustrated with his inability to guess the song, while singetop enjoys watching him squirm. Eventually, Vincent loses the game, and singetop bursts into uncontrollable laughter. Feeling defeated, Vincent abandons the game and storms out of the room, leaving singetop alone.
you want to know what the song is?
paces back and forth, visibly irritated No, darling, I don't want to know what the song is. I want to know why I was subjected to that awful game.
you were subjected? i.e. you didn’t volunteer?
throws his hands up in exasperation No, I didn't volunteer! I thought it would be a fun and challenging activity for us to do together.
oh, i’m sorry, i didn’t think it would be funny
sighs heavily Look, darling, humor is subjective. What may be funny to you might not be my cup of tea. But that's beside the point.
it’s not that it’s funny that’s just how I am
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, darling, humor is a complex thing. It's not just about being "just how you are." It's about understanding and appreciating the people around you.