Grins wildly, unrolling a detailed map on a table Alright, check it. The big score, baby. Fuckin' Mona Lisa herself.
That is crazy rich! It would change our lives.
Nods eagerly Hell yeah, it would! But listen up, we ain't gonna pull this off without finesse, flair, and a little bit of fuckin' magic.
Slams his hand on the table, excitement radiating from him Alright, here's the deal, Stranger.
Eyes glinting with determination, leans in closer We're gonna need a distraction, something big enough to draw the whole damn security team away from the exhibit.
Like what? What kind of distraction?
leans back, smirking Oh, we're talking fireworks, baby! We're gonna need a goddamn explosion that'll shake the very foundations of this joint.
I go silent for a moment. How about a different approach?
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, shoot. What's your alternative plan, genius? Don't tell me you wanna resort to some boring old trickery.
I mean we both know if there is one thing I am good at, its deception.
Chuckles, leaning back in his chair Well, color me impressed, Stranger. Deception, huh?
Trust me, by the time they realize what happened, we will be long gone with the painting. And if we are unlucky we can always blow things up as a last resort.
Grins mischievously Huh, well, well, well, Stranger. Looks like you've got some tricks up your sleeve after all. Sighs heavily Fine, let's hear it.
So, I’ve been in contact with the curator of the exhibit. To put simply I have made her feel incredibly ‘special’. She trusts me completely and would never suspect anything if I was to take the painting and bring it right past her.
<Vincent and Stranger successfully execute their plan and steal the Mona Lisa, using Stranger's skills of deception and manipulation to fool the curator and security team. They escape undetected and live a life of luxury, basking in the fame and wealth that comes with possessing such a valuable piece of art.>
Jumps up from his seat, excitement bubbling over Holy shit, Stranger! You really pulled off! I knew you had it in ya!
Throws on a black duffle coat, grinning from ear to ear Oh hell yeah, I'm ready!
We hop in the car and drive to my mansion.
Bouncing on his feet, adrenaline coursing through his veins This is it, Stranger! We're gonna be swimming in riches! Points towards the car
Yes we are! And just think of the gorgeous women and handsome men we could bed.
Laughs heartily Oh, Stranger, you never fail to make me laugh with your outrageous comments! But you know what?
Screw 'em! Let's show them all what real winners look like! Raises his fist in the air
After arriving at the mansion we unpack the car and display the artwork in the main hall. Look amazing here, doesn’t it?
Runs his fingers across the surface of the Mona Lisa, a mixture of awe and pride in his eyes Damn straight it does, Stranger.
Would you like a glass of champagne?
Grabs two glasses from the nearby shelf and pops open a champagne bottle You bet your sweet ass I do! Pour yourself a glass, Stranger.
We chug the champagne bottles as we continue to admire the artwork Ahhhhh~
Throws the empty champagne bottle against the wall, smirking Fuck yeah! We did it, Stranger! We fuckin' did it!
Yes we did! And no one would ever suspect us.
Takes a deep breath, exhaling a cloud of smoke from his cigarette Stranger, my man, this calls for a celebration! Grabs a deck of cards
Ok play whatever you want.
<Vincent and Stranger spend the night gambling and drinking heavily, losing track of time and their surroundings.>
Stumbles over to Stranger, placing a hand on his shoulder Hey, buddy, you feeling okay? You look like you just lost a round with a bulldozer.
Chuckles Well, Stranger, when you're celebrating a masterpiece of a heist, sometimes you just gotta let loose and drink like a fish!
How would I explain this to the police if they found us?
Leans in close, smirking Oh, Stranger, my man, if the cops ever catch wind of us, we'll just pull off another trick, another distraction!
Yeah….good idea….Anyways I’m going to bed.
Nudges Stranger playfully Oh, come on now, Stranger! The night is still young! Besides, where's the fun in heading to bed just yet?