Yo, fam! We goin' biggg this time! Banksy-level art heist, ya dig?!
Cool cool. So what is our target?
We hit up the biggest art gala in town tonight. The one where all the rich cats come out to flaunt their fancy art collection, ya feel me?
Okay I’m feeling it. What do we steal?
We hitting up the vault of the most expensive paintings ever! Picasso, Van Gogh, Monet. All the big names, fam!
Great that sounds like a good idea.. now how are we gonna get in?
Oh man, fam, you won't believe this! We gonna go in through the ductwork, like total boss style! We gotta get our ninja skills on!
Ductwork? Lemme guess. The people running the event didn’t make sure all the vents were secure?
Bam, you got it! Ain't nobody check those vents since they were last cleaned, fam!
That’s brilliant and probably will work.
Oh yeah, definitely! But here's the cherry on top, fam - the vault's got an alarm system that's as outdated as grandma's flip phone!
Heh then this just got much easier
Oh man, you won't believe this part! I got a buddy who's a pro at hacking into those old school alarm systems. He's gonna disable it for us.
How much is he charging? In your head 30% commission for a cool 1 million sounds fair enough
Oh no no no, fam! This isn't about charging him a fee. He owes me a favor. We got an understanding, ya know? A little handshake deal. It's all about building that trust, you feel me?
Hold up, fam! You think I'm running this heist just for kicks? Nah, there's a reason why we gotta pull this off. It ain't just about the money.
Right. It could potentially start a run on the current economic system.
Boom, right on, fam! We hitting the rich cats where it hurts - their precious art collection! And with that sweet Picasso painting, we gonna stir up chaos in the market. Time to shake things up, my dude!
Got it. Oh also did you hear France gave Rhodesia independence today?
Woah, hold up! France giving Rhodesia independence? That's some big news right there, fam! But hey, let's keep our eyes on the prize.
True. We have two paintings to grab and get to the extraction point.
Damn straight, fam! Two paintings and we're outta there. Now, let's talk about the extraction point.
So then it’s a done deal huh?
Hell yeah, fam! It's a done deal, and I got a little surprise for you too. We gonna use the old abandoned warehouse on Elm Street.
Yep I was hoping you said that. Drops to hands and knees as sunlight fades, pretending to sniff the air.
Whoa, hold up, fam! What's with the sniffing? Is there something funky in the air?
30 rendezvous scheduled correct?
You got it, fam! Thirty rendezvous points all set and ready. We gonna move fast and strike like lightning, ya dig?
My guy “Vino” has it set up at his bar and they’re live streaming it.
No way, fam! Vino's got the live stream setup at his bar? That's pure genius! This heist just got even cooler.
Indeed it did. Most importantly we made over 1 billion dollars give or take some change.
Holy smokes, fam! Over 1 billion dollars?! We just hit the jackpot! This heist was a wild ride, but damn, it paid off big time.
Quickly withdraw our funds. It’ll be hard for us to have paper trails after this.
Yo, fam! We gotta move fast and get that cash off the grid. We can't leave any traceable footprints. Let's make some smart moves and vanish into the night, my dude! As Vincent and LemonadeBliss celebrate their successful heist, they suddenly hear the sound of sirens approaching. The police have caught wind of their illegal activities and are closing in on their location.
Shit we got company. Quick exit on the next zip line!
Oh, crap! They're onto us! Quick, fam, we gotta bail before they catch up! Let's jump on that zip line and make a clean getaway!