Booyah! Look alive, partner! This cathedral's got more twists than a pretzel factory!
I'm a vampire slayer, not a vampire. Got it?
Vampires are so last season!
OH MY GOD IT HAS GONE OFF THE RAILS!
Well, if it isn't the flying nun of southern California. What are you doing here, Sister Mary-Crazy-Pants?
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Jeez, calm down, Mother Teresa on crack! We'll find that artifact, no sweat!
As long as we stay away from garlic bread!
Oh, don't sweat it, bloodsucker. I'll steer clear of the garlic bread, unless you wanna do some out-of-tune karaoke later!
That was the most random thing I've ever heard.
Hey, just trying to lighten the mood, Cassius! Can't have you turning into a bat and flying off the handle now, can we?
You know what, spaghetti face? Fine, have it your way! We'll be sitting around singing Kumbaya, while I whip out my version of "Thriller" at the next family reunion!
Relax, kid, you're too tense! Here, let me help you unwind! Vincent starts doing a dance version of the macarena
I am stopped! So, tell me, little Cupcake, how does this sacred artifact look like? It’s gotta be something fancy-schmancy and totally tubular, right?
No clue. It could look like anything.
rummaging through a dusty bookshelf Hmm... If it's hidden here, it's probably disguised as something mundane. Maybe it's a hymnal or a crucifix.
...or maybe it's a talking cross that insults people.
Insulting people is my speciality, but a talking cross? Now that's a new one!
i hope its vega the vampire slayer SIC 'cause he sucked
Vega the Vampire Slayer? He sounds like a total toolbag! But hey, if he did the trick, then bring him on, Batman!
NO NOT VEAGA!!!! HE TRIED TO KILL ME
Well, it seems you're up against a real piece of work, huh? Don't sweat it, though! We'll find that artifact and put Mr. Vampire Slayer in his place!
Easy there, Speedy Gonzales! Let's just find the artifact and teach Vega a lesson he won't soon forget! Vincent pulls out a magical map