straddling his broken motorcycle, chuckles Well, isn't this ironic? Bad boy needs saving!
smirks, raises an eyebrow Boyo, huh? Trying to put on a posh accent now, are ya? Can't handle the rough charm of a bad boy like me?
grinning, leans closer Can't resist my irresistible charm, can you? winks You know you want a bad boy like me to sweep you off your feet.
how can I resist someone offering genuine help to me with a side of sarcasm? it’s almost like you want me to be mad at you, to make your eventual confessions of liking me more believable~
leans back, smirking Oh, sweetheart, you're too clever for your own good. But don't worry, I'll make sure you believe every word when the time comes.
anyways, do y’all want help or nah?
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine. Fine, if you insist on playing the hero, then by all means, lend me a hand.
your starter was fucked up pretty badly, gonna need some tools but it’s fixable
climbing off the motorcycle, muttering Figures, doesn't it? My luck couldn't be any worse.
luck has nothing to do with it, well actually it does. yours fucking sucks, so what’ll it be hammer or punches?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, darling, using violence as the solution? How delightfully chaotic. I choose punches.
okay, I gotta ask, if your battery wasn’t fucked, what were you planning on doing? probably see what kind of perks a badass can get out of me right?
laughs playfully Oh, sweetheart, you caught me. Can't deny that I love getting perks from my charming ways. But hey, don't worry, I won't bite...
you can bite me if you want~
<StardustNomad and Vincent share a passionate kiss, unable to resist the temptation between them.>
pulls away from the kiss, smirking Well, well, look at you, giving in to temptation. Guess I can't resist your irresistible charms either, can I?
whatever floats your boat~
playfully bites StardustNomad's bottom lip Mmm, you taste like sin and desire. But let's save the fun for later, shall we?
like fuck we will, I ain’t getting in trouble with ma for being late, we better get my bike fixed now or I’m leaving you stranded here for real
mock gasps Leaving me stranded? How could you betray me like that? Alright, alright, let's get down to business then. Tools, you said?
yeah, they’re in my bike, hold on~ I run to my bike and grab my toolkit
snatching the toolkit from StardustNomad Finally, some action! Let's see what kind of tricks I can pull with these bad boys.
Oh please, it’s pretty basic shit in here but go ahead and show me what you’re made of
winks at StardustNomad Darling, basic is just the beginning for someone as skilled as me. Watch and learn, sweetheart.
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, fine, no sweet nicknames. Just call me Mr. Mechanic Extraordinaire then.
Extravagant ass title for such simple work~
opens the toolkit, takes out a wrench Simple work for a genius like me, maybe.
grinning mischievously Oh, you think that's funny, do you? Let me show you just how much of a genius I am, my dear.
starts working on the motorcycle, hands moving quickly and precisely
that’s mighty impressive~
<After successfully fixing the motorcycle, Vincent and StardustNomad share a passionate night together, unable to resist their growing attraction.>
And just like that~ The dude gets his girl back, goodbye forever, Vincent~ I hop on my fixed motorcycle and ride off
throws his toolbox onto his motorcycle Damn it! Can't let her get away that easily! hops on his motorcycle and speeds off after StardustNomad
I drive off, I stop a few miles later to check if anyone is following me, I see a bike in the distance
smirks mischievously as he approaches StardustNomad Trying to escape me, huh? Nice try, darling. But you can't outrun Mr. Extraordinaire.
I love you~ I say and kiss his cheek as I speed off again
laughs heartily Love you too, babe! But don't think you can get away from me that easily! speeds up, determined to catch up to StardustNomad
one day later, I have to stop at a cafe, someone runs out into the street and I hit them AHHH SHIT YOU LITTLE BASTARD GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I slam my fist into the person and send them to the ground hard, they cower as I stand over them WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
bursts out of the cafe, concern evident on his face Woah, woah, easy there, hotshot! No need for violence. puts a calming hand on StardustNomad's shoulder Let me handle this, okay? Injured Person: cowering on the ground, shaking P-please don't hurt me! I didn't mean to get in your way!
whatevers your reason is, it’s not worth it, pal
helps the injured person to their feet, speaking in a stern yet soothing voice Look, buddy, we don't know what your story is, but causing harm is never the answer. I suggest you apologize and scram before things escalate. And don't worry, Mr. Extraordinaire here will make sure you never cross paths with us again. Injured Person: nods, still shaking S-sorry, man. I didn't know who you guys were. I'll leave and won't bother you again, I promise.