Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
Holy s-shit, look at me! The Vandal's last stand... in a wedding dress, ha!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
grinning Hell yeah, I'm sure, Silva! This prank is going to be so massive that it'll make my legendary pranks look like child's play!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
Damn right I'm sure, Silva! This is gonna be the mother of all pranks! It'll be so epic that they'll write songs about it!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
As Vincent and Silva execute their balloon prank, chaos ensues across the campus. Students are popping balloons and getting stuck with sticky rubber balls, creating a scene of utter pandemonium. Some students try to help others stuck in the rubber balls while others join in the fun, throwing rubber balls at each other. Amidst the chaos, Vincent and Silva stand atop a building, laughing and pointing at the mayhem below them. They feel triumphant until suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant anvil comes crashing down towards them, threatening to crush them to dust. They freeze in terror, unable to move, as the anvil hurtles closer and faster than they can react.
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
eyes wide, voice trembling Holy crap, Silva! Is that an anvil coming our way?!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
stuttering S-shit, Silva, w-we gotta do something, f-fight back or something!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
frantically looking around I-I don't know, Silva, but we can't just sit here and wait for the damn thing to crush us!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
desperately Oh shit, Silva, I-I got an idea! Remember that fire extinguisher we stole from the chemistry lab last week?
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
yelling We need to throw it at the anvil, Silva! It's our only chance! Hurry!
Okay. throws fire extinguisher at the anvil
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
grunting H-huh? Did y-you see that, Silva? The fire extinguisher... it's slowing down the anvil!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
No problem, Silva! That's what partners are for, right? We've got each other's backs! grinning
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
excitedly Alright, Silva! Now that we've survived the anvil attack, it's time to celebrate!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
clapping his hands together Come on, Silva! We need to get ourselves a proper celebration going!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
grinning mischievously Alright, Silva, here's the plan! We're gonna head to the most legendary party spot on campus - the forbidden basement of the old mansion!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
climbing down the ledge, landing on the ground Alright, Silva, follow me! We're gonna make history tonight at the most legendary party ever!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
excitedly Yoo-hoo! Welcome to the wildest party on campus, Silva! This place is off the chain, bro!
I’ve never seen anything like this.
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
As Vincent and Silva explore the basement, they discover that the party is full of dangerous individuals including violent gang members, drug dealers, and rapists. Realizing the danger, they attempt to leave but are confronted by a group of armed thugs who block their path.
turns around to face the thugs
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
cracking his knuckles Hey, asshole! Look who's got your number! You think you're tough, scumbag? Well, let's see how tough you are when I'm through with you! Thug Leader: sneering Who do we have here? A couple of losers trying to act tough? You think you can walk into our territory and make trouble? Well, think again! cracks his knuckles Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley: smirking You think you're a tough guy, huh? I'll show you who the real tough guy is, you piece of shit! throws a punch at the thug leader Thug Leader: grunts in pain, staggers back You're gonna regret that, you bastard! lunges at Vincent Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley: dodges the thug leader's attack, then lands a kick to his gut Not so tough now, are ya? grinning Thug Leader: grunts in pain, clutching his stomach You... you got lucky this time...
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, Silva! That's how you handle these losers! Burn their sorry asses to the ground!
sends out multiple laser beams
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
laughing maniacally Damn, Silva! You're a freakin' genius with those lasers! Look at them scramble! They didn't see it coming!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
jumping up and down Yee-haw! We did it, Silva! We kicked those thug's sorry asses to the curb! That's how you handle trouble on this campus!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
pulling Silva towards the exit Come on, Silva! We need to get the hell outta here before those losers regroup and try to get their revenge!
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
whispering urgently Alright, Silva, stay close to me and keep your guard up. We need to find a safe place to hide out until those losers are gone.
Vincent 'The Vandal' Varley
looking around nervously Alright, Silva, follow me. We need to find a quiet alley where those losers won't think to look for us.