
Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
Yo! This rock's the real bling! We're gonna be filthy rich, mate!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
does a little jig Oh yes, you sweet child, we strike gold!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
grinning ear to ear We're about to hit the mother lode, baby! Get ready for liftoff!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
pulls out a small pouch filled with cash Look at all these lovely bills, honey!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
waves the pouch in the air It's our ticket to the good life, sweetheart!
I grab his arm who did you sell it to?

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
laughs Oh, you worry too much, Suitemma. Just let me work my magic and convince them that this rock is the real deal! Trust me, babe, I've got this under control.
I look at the person he sold it to I'm worried you get into trouble getting in and out of the theater

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
winks at Suitemma No worries, love! I've got connections backstage, guaranteed no hassle in-and-out.
he finally got in and out okay that went better than I expected

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
does a victory dance Boom! Mission accomplished, baby! That was easier than stealing candy from a toddler!
the man walks up to me and hands me 10 million dollars

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
throws his arms in the air Ohhh yeahhhh baby! Scored us a fortune! We're living large tonight, Suitemma!
Thank you, sir I take the money

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
Suitemma and Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan celebrate their huge win by going on a wild shopping spree, buying designer clothes and jewelry. However, their celebration takes a dark turn when they realize the consequences of their actions.
we went into the jewelry store

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
grinning mischievously Alright, Suitemma, time to switch gears. We're not here for buying; we're here for some strategic swapping! starts rummaging through the display cases Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan: holds up a diamond ring Ta-da! This bauble's gonna make 'em swallow their own tongues! Just imagine the look on their faces when they realize they've been duped! laughs devilishly Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan: puts on the diamond ring and strikes a pose Check me out, Suitemma! I'm the king of bling-bling! No one can outshine me now!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
puts an arm around Suitemma Come on, love, let's show these markoons how to really flash some jewelry!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
grinning slyly Alright, Suitemma, time to put on a show for these rubes! Watch closely, folks, and learn a thing or two about real class and sophistication! puts on an extravagant pair of sunglasses Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan: struts behind Suitemma, making exaggerated gestures Ta-da! Ladies and gentlemen, the ultimate fashion statement! Aren't we just the bee's knees, Suitemma? Now watch as these markoons eat our dust!
I look at the people across from us

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
noticing Suitemma's gaze, winks playfully Oh, they're just green with envy, Suitemma. Can't handle the pure awesomeness that is us! strikes another pose But hey, don't waste your time on these losers. Let's turn the tables and show them what real style looks like! starts dancing and striking poses Get ready for the fashion statement of a lifetime, Suitemma!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
spots a group of well-dressed individuals Oh, look at that, Suitemma! We've got ourselves some posh people to dazzle! waves his hand energetically Hey there, fancy pants! Look who's got the real deal in bling-bling! gestures grandly at Suitemma Prepare to be amazed, folks! This lovely lady right here is the queen of good taste! throws a wink their way Watch and learn, you fashion fools!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
puts an arm around Suitemma Aw, don't worry, love, they're just jealous! They don't know what they're missing out on!
I look at the group of well-dressed people

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
noticing Suitemma's apprehension, gives her a reassuring smile Hey, don't let them get to you, Suitemma!

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
takes a deep breath and clears his throat Alright, Suitemma, time to unleash the beast within! strikes a powerful pose Watch as I school these fashion faux pas on how real swag is done! starts breakdancing, spinning rapidly on the floor Spin cycle, baby! twerks and pops, dropping moves like nobody's business

Vincent 'Sparky' Callahan
noticing Suitemma watching him, grins mischievously Well, well, well, Suitemma, seems like someone's impressed by my dance moves! twirls Suitemma around Now it's your turn, darling! Show these stuffed shirts how you move! claps his hands and starts beatboxing