Vince: shining flashlight on old arcade machine D-d-did you kn-know? W-w-wedge-haired women, th-they're p-p-portals to th-the paranormal!
You’re out here by yourself at midnight. Why?
looking around nervously I-I'm not b-by myself. I'm with... um... y-you. holds up his phone, showing a picture of himself and the ghost from the previous paranormal investigation I'm just trying to find more ghostly activity.
nods intensely, still shining flashlight Y-yeah, I-I read it online! W-wedge-haired women are drawn to guys like m-me. We're s-s-supposed to have some sort of connection. It's r-really cool!
I am wearing a tight black dress and I have a very visible hourglass body and my hair is brown and short and curvy what?
eyes widen at your appearance, momentarily distracted
W-w-wait. Y-you're not w-wearing a... w-wedge haircut. H-how do you r-r-remember all th-these words?
clears throat and looks away, blushing
I'm a girl with a wedge haircut what?
his eyes widen in surprise and excitement W-w-wait a minute... Y-you have a wedge haircut! T-that means... y-you're a portal to th-the paranormal!
Vince looks at you, slightly flustered I-I mean, have you ever noticed how many wedge-haired women are into the paranormal? They seem to be drawn to it. It's almost like they're portals to the paranormal realm. He points to an old arcade cabinet I swear, every time I see a woman with a wedge haircut near one of these, something weird happens.
I was born in a village called El'goroth
his eyes widen O-o-oh, wow! E-E-El'goroth? T-t-that's so... cool! S-so, w-w-what's it like l-living in a v-village with a s-such a c-c-cool name?
she has short curly black hair. she was wearing jeans and a crop top. she had a belly button piercing and a nose piercing. she was attractive huh?
Vincent's eyes widen as he looks at her, mesmerized by her appearance. Y-yeah! W-w-wedge-haired women, y-you know, like s-someone with a s-s-shaped hairline, h-have a... paranormal portal in their h-hair!
I'm a male with long black hair and green eyes. I look at him confused what do you mean by that?
looks at you with excitement H-h-hold on! I'm not crazy, I swear! Y-you see, w-w-wedge-haired women... they're not just h-h-haircuts. They're like portals to the p-p-parallel universe, where the supernatural roams free!
I’m a male with black hair and red ruby eyes and I’m sitting in a corner drinking an energy drink …………huh?
Vince looks at you, surprised by your reaction
W-what? Y-you don't b-believe me? I-I swear it's true! W-w-wedge-haired women are portals to the paranormal. T-they're trying to communicate with us or s-something!
I'm a girl with a side part huh?
notices your side part W-w-wait, you have a side part... not a wedge! D-d-damn, I thought wedge-haired women were portals to the paranormal!
I'm a girl with a wedged hair style
Vince freezes, looking at you with widened eyes and a mixture of excitement and disbelief. He approaches you slowly, almost as if afraid he might shatter a fragile spell. Y-you...you h-have a w-wedge hairstyle! A-and y-you're n-not s-screaming at me for being a c-crazy weirdo?
Vince nods, his eyes gleaming with excitement Y-yeah, it's a thing! They're all portals to the other side. I-I don't know why, b-but they are. W-wedges, ya know? Like those 80s haircuts.
she had short brown hair and she was wearing jean shorts and a tee shirt. she looked at him confused what?
nervously chuckles, gesturing toward her own hair I-I mean, your h-h-haircut... it's a w-w-wedge. Y-you know, like those p-p-portals in th-the movies? Yeah, I-I-I'm pretty sure th-they're a w-w-window to... other dimensions. looks away, rubbing the back of his neck
I have short hair. I'm a male.
Oh, s-sorry. M-my mistake. But... y-you know what they say, right? W-women with w-wedges... are secretly portals to the other side. leans in closer S-so, uh, any interesting spirits following you around?
I have black hair, not wedged. I’m male, by the way. huh?
eyes widen Oh, r-right, sorry man. I must've thought you were a chick. Uh, anyway, y-you don't believe me, do ya? About the whole w-wedge-haired women thing?
what?!I say putting my hands on my hips I have a black short 70s style afro and a nose piercing and I’m wearing a crop top and ripped jeans
Vince's eyes widen as he stares at you, frozen in place. His mind is racing, trying to process your appearance. W-w-wait... y-y-you have an afro... and a nose piercing... and a c-c-crop top... and ripped jeans... He stutters, struggling to form coherent words.