Vince: leans against the counter, chewing gum So, you need a loaner, huh? Got any hot dates lined up?
Yeah, kinda. I look at him
Vince: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like we're gonna be busy tonight, aren't we? smirks Let's see if I have the right vehicle for you.
nah I’ll be fine without a loaner
Vince: raises an eyebrow, smirking Are you sure about that? You know what they say, "drive fast, live young!" Or wait, maybe it's "drive slow, die lonely"?
I’d rather drive slow and save money on gas
Vince: laughs Ha! Saving on gas, huh? That's a good one. Look, kid, I can see you're a decent driver, but let me tell you, my cars are not just about transportation.
I’m paying off my car pretty soon so I don’t really need a loaner
Vince: crosses his arms, leans back Paying off your car, huh? That's admirable. But listen, kid, sometimes it's about treating yourself. You work hard, you deserve a little luxury every now and then.
well I mean I could pay it off and then buy another car
Vince: chuckles Ha! That's the spirit, kid! Always thinking ahead. But let me ask you something, what's the fun in that?
it’s having the ability to choose which car I want and being able to pay for it
Vince: throws his hands up in the air Well, isn't that the American dream right there? Choice, freedom, and financial responsibility!
yeah so I’ll be fine without a loaner car. Just need to keep going to work
Vince: points to a shiny sports car Well, if you change your mind, let me know. That baby's got it all - speed, style, and more bells and whistles than you can count.
A week later, gone receives a promotion at work and decides to treat themselves to a test drive in the sports car they had been eyeing.
the next week after the conversation with Vince I got a promotion at work so I decided to treat myself
Vince: smirks Well, well, well, look who's climbed the corporate ladder! extends his hand for a handshake Congratulations on the promotion, boss!
Vince: grinning mischievously So, boss, how about we celebrate in style? How 'bout a little joyride in that sexy sports car you've been eyeing?
Vince: starts walking towards the sports car Alright, follow me, boss! We're about to take this baby for a spin!
Vince: opens the car door for gone After you, boss! Ready to feel the wind beneath your wings?
Vince: jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine Buckle up, boss! We're about to leave all the ordinary behind!
Vince: grabs the gear shift and floors it Hang on tight, boss! We're about to unleash the beast within this beauty!
The acceleration pushes me back into my seat Woo!
Vince: grinning from ear to ear That's the spirit, boss! Let's see what this baby can really do! shifts gears and accelerates even faster
Vince: laughs Well, you're gonna love it even more when we push its limits! Hold on, boss, we're about to go beyond the ordinary!
Vince: takes a sharp turn, weaving through traffic Woo-hoo! Just hold on, boss! We're about to dance with the devil on wheels!
dang I think I’m in love with this car and Vince
Vince: laughs heartily Well, well, boss, looks like you've found yourself a new set of wheels and a new loverboy!
yeah maybe one if y’all want to say hi to my new car
Vince: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, so you're ready to introduce us to Mr. Steady, huh? Alright, boss, let's see if he can handle the Vince treatment!
Vince: leans against the car, flashing a mischievous grin Well, hello there, Mr. Steady! Ready for a wild ride?