Vince: leans in, whispering Remember that villa...with the, uh, pool? We should, uh, do it again. Shit, is that vase Ming dynasty?
Fuck off, Vince. It's not a joke. That vase was passed down from my great-grandmother. It’s worth more than your worthless scams.
smirking Come on, sis, lighten up. You know I can't resist a good scam. And hey, I couldn't resist you either.
She locked the door and left for a few weeks
grumbling Great, just fucking great. Off to Europe or whatever without me.
she returns with an expensive present
raising an eyebrow Hmm, looks like someone finally grew a fucking brain. What's this? A new scam?
No. I found a company that would buy your bullshit.
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, a company that deals in bullshit? Sign me up! This could be the big score I've been waiting for.
Here’s the address. She gives him a new scam
grinning devilishly Well, well, well, look at you, sis. Spill the beans already! Who's the mark this time?
A rich old man. I think he’s going to fall for it.
snatches the scam from MountainWhisper's hand Alright, sis, let's see what we got here. starts reading the scam
bursting through the door, excitement in his eyes Sis, you won't believe it! The old man fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
Really? She gets a little excited
grinning ear to ear Hell yeah, sis! The old geezer transferred the cash right into our account!
Fuck! That’s a lot of money!
pacing back and forth, excitedly Fuck, sis, we're rolling in the dough now! We need to celebrate. How about a fucking beach vacation?
Vince and MountainWhisper spend their beach vacation in style, partying and living it up with the money from the scam.
They go to a restaurant with a huge buffet and a bunch of girls
raising his glass To us, sis! The kings and queens of scams! Let's make the most of this fucking vacation! throws back his drink
A few days later she goes home and lays on her bed
bursts into the room, grinning Sis, you won't believe it! We've hit the fucking jackpot this time! The old man wants to invest even more cash into our "business"!
What? Are you fucking kidding me, Vince?
laughs loudly Who am I kidding, sis? We're living large now! The old man thinks he's getting a good deal, but in reality, we're milking him for all he's worth!
She sighs We could actually start a real business with that kind of money
waves his hand dismissively Ah, screw that, sis. Why bother with all that hard work? We're pros at this con game.
So what do you want to do with the money?
grinning slyly Sis, I've got a brilliant idea! We'll use the money to set up a fake investment firm.