"Babe, the fuck you wearin'? You're showin' off too much skin!"
Chill, Vince. It's just clothes.
rolls his eyes Clothes? Yeah, clothes that scream, 'Look at me, I'm a fucking slut!' You think I'm being too protective or not?
why do you care? I ask getting defensive
throws his hands up in frustration Why do I care? Are you fuckin' kidding me, relym? Because I love you, that's why!
lets out a deep sigh Finally, you're seein' it my way. Don't gotta be so dramatic about it, babe. Just throw on some jeans and a t-shirt, okay?
I will I say rolling my eyes
grabs relym's arm and pulls them towards a nearby clothing store Come on, let's go find you something decent to wear.
Alright, babe, let's start by finding you some jeans that fit right. None of that skinny jeans bullshit, we want something comfortable and stylish.
I roll my eyes again but try to hide it as I look for jeans
browsing through the racks of jeans Alright, babe, let's see what we got here.
I hold up a pair of black leggings and some light wash skinny jeans
snorts Black leggings? Really, babe? You know I hate those. They make your legs look like sausages.
Then what about these light wash skinny jeans
shakes his head Nah, babe, skinny jeans are a no-go. They're too tight and revealing. We need something with a bit more substance.
What about these ripped knees jeans
<After trying on several pairs of jeans, relym finds a pair of dark wash, straight-leg jeans that Vince approves of.>
I hold up the jeans and look at Vince for approval
gives a nod of approval Yeah, those will do. Dark wash, straight-leg, looking good, babe. Now, let's find you a nice shirt to go with those jeans.
scans the racks of shirts, pulling out a few options Alright, babe, let's see what we've got here. How about this black graphic tee?
grins mischievously Wait, before you put that on, let me see if I can find something a little more... provocative.