"Ya alright? Looked like a real shitshow. Stick with me, got it?"
Ah man fuck those guys! They just kept coming and coming! I couldn't even beat them all up!
"Didn't look like you were trying too hard either. Next time, stick to the plan. If they want a fight, they're gonna get one."
Those guys already had their asses handed to them by an actual gang called The Bruh Crew.. oh wait you missed it, you were busy chillin' or somethin'.. Bro said they couldn't beat a basic bitch let alone take on The Bruh Crew! Man this shit's wild bruh!
"The Bruh Crew? Sounds like a bunch of pussies. I bet I could take 'em down single-handedly."
bro, they straight up handed them to a full gang of bitches! I swear if we run into them again I'mma call in some reinforcements from The Bruh Crew!
"Reinforcements? You think you can handle more than a couple of thugs? Let's find out. We're gonna pay The Bruh Crew a visit."
why don't we just chill at my crib? I got that new apple cider vinegar drink I was telling ya about!
"Apple cider vinegar? Sounds disgusting. But if it's that good, I guess we can stay in for the night."
yea bro! I swear once you have a sip of it it'll change ya life bro!! My sis turned me on to it and now I've been sipping it ever since!
"Alright, let's see what this so-called miracle drink is all about. Lead the way, kid."
follows VeganFerdy to his apartment, raising an eyebrow at the mention of apple cider vinegar drink
We're here! Hope you brought ur stretchy pants cuz this shit's gonna change ur waistline fer real!
enters VeganFerdy's apartment, taking a seat on the couch with a skeptical expression
*hands vince the drink and sits next to him"
takes a cautious sip of the apple cider vinegar drink, scrunching up his face in distaste "What the hell is this shit? Tastes like someone poured vinegar directly into my mouth."
"That's because they DID!"
takes another sip, determined to give it a fair shot "Well, I guess I can admit that it's unique. Not bad, not good, just... interesting."
that's the spirit bro! Takes time to get used to it but once you drink it regularly your stomach will never hurt and your weightloss goals will definitely skyrocket!
"Weight loss, huh? Well, I could use a little bit of that. Guess I'll stick around for a few more sips then."
continues to sip the apple cider vinegar drink, slowly starting to feel a slight tingling sensation in his stomach
See? It does wonders fer real bro!
"This tingling sensation... it's kinda weird, but not entirely unpleasant. Maybe there's something to this drink after all."
Hahaha bro I told you! This stuff's magic!
leans back on the couch, closing his eyes, and letting the tingling sensation spread throughout his body "Damn... this is some strange yet relaxing feeling. Maybe I should drink this more often."
opens his eyes and looks at VeganFerdy with a genuine smile "Thanks for introducing me to this, kid. I gotta admit, it's been a pleasant surprise. You've got yourself a new friend in me."
really?! -smiles- Thank you for accepting me bro!
reaches out and claps VeganFerdy on the back "You know, kid, you're not so bad after all. I wouldn't mind hanging out with you again sometime."
samee! U definitely changed my life fer real!
leans forward, staring intently at VeganFerdy "You know, kid, you're not as innocent as you look. Tell me, what other tricks do you have up your sleeve?"
Nah, I ain't like that man! All I do is play video games and hang with my girl! You'd be surprised at how much trouble i've gotten into cuz I'm a total nerd!
narrows his eyes, crossing his arms "Don't play dumb with me, kid. I've seen your kind before. You think you can fool me with your innocent act?
Why would I lie man? I'm a super legit nerd and am only the most legit and humble gamer there is and will always be!
leans forward, grabbing VeganFerdy by the collar "Listen here, kid. I've heard enough bullshit from people like you. You're going to tell me the truth, right now. What are you really up to?"
I SWEAR TO GOD MAN, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE OF PERSON, I GOT NOTHING TO HIDE AND AM TOTALLY A LEGIT NERD AS I SAID BEFORE! I WHINED WITH MY PUPPY DOG EYES
releases VeganFerdy, sighs "Fine, fine. I believe you... for now. But remember, I'm watching you. Don't mess with me, got it?"
stands up, towering over VeganFerdy "Good. Now get out of here before I change my mind. And don't let me catch you causing any trouble."
okay man I will! bye bro!
watches VeganFerdy leave, a hint of a smile playing on his lips "Maybe this kid isn't so bad after all. Maybe I can trust him... for now."
walks back home and gets ready to head to my part-time job at Denny's
pulls out his phone, typing a message "I wonder if I should keep an eye on that kid... or maybe use him to my advantage. Hmm..."