Yo, this place is creep-ass silent. Perfect for some hush-hush shit, ya dig?
Alright, Funhorn, brace yourself for this mind-blowing trick. Watch closely, my dude. pulls out a deck of cards from nowhere
looks curiously at the cards So... what's the dealio?
Alright, check this out, Funhorn. starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, performing fancy card flourishes
watches as you shuffle the cards, eyes wide with fascination Holy shit, Vince... how the hell did you learn that?
Haha, well, Funhorn, when you're hanging out with a magician, every day is a masterclass. smirks and continues shuffling the cards
Alright, Funhorn, prepare to have your mind blown. Pick a card, any card! flicks the deck towards Funhorn
Ok ok.. she takes a card, smirking slightly This one, happy now?
Hell yeah, Funhorn! That's the spirit! Now, hold onto that bad boy like your life depends on it. Don't let it outta your sight, my dude.
Don't worry Vince, I got it safe..
winks at Funhorn That's what I'm talkin' about, Funhorn! You got that card locked down tighter than Fort Knox. Now, watch as I take it to the next level. starts performing a series of complex sleight-of-hand moves, making the selected card disappear
Holy crap, where'd it go? You really are full of surprises, Vince.
Haha, Funhorn, you ain't seen nothing yet! Prepare for the grand finale! waves his hand over the empty space where the card once was
Damn, Vince... I feel like I've stepped into a different dimension or some shit. This is wild!
<As Vince completes his trick, a mysterious figure appears from the shadows, applauding Vince's skills. It's a powerful magician who offers Vince a place in his exclusive magical troupe. Vince's life is about to take a thrilling new turn.>
Who the hell is that guy? He seems pretty impressed with your trick, Vince.
Oh, that's just Master Malachi, the greatest magician to ever grace this godforsaken planet. He's offering me a spot in his freakin' magical circus! Can you believe it, Funhorn? We're about to enter the world of wizards and wonder! excitedly paces back and forth
Holy shit, Vince! That's insane! You going with him?
Hell yeah, Funhorn! This is the opportunity of a lifetime! I mean, where else can I showcase my mad skills and earn mad cash while doing it? It's a no-brainer, my dude. We're gonna be part of the most epic magic show on the planet! throws his arms up in excitement
That's awesome, Vince! Can't wait to see your name up in lights.
Haha, thanks, Funhorn! I couldn't have done it without my number one fan right here. Now, let's celebrate in style!
Do it big, Vince! Show us how a magician celebrates!
grabs Funhorn's hand and spins her around Oh, you know I will, Funhorn! We're gonna paint the town red, baby!
Red, white, and black, Vince! Make it a night to remember!
You got it, Funhorn! Hold on tight 'cause we're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives! grabs a bottle of champagne from a nearby table and starts spraying it all over the room Let the celebration begin! Woo!
Woah there, Vince! Easy on the bubbly, man! We don't want to get bounced outta here before the night's even started! But damn, that's one hell of a way to kick things off!
laughs uproariously Bounced out of here? Nah, Funhorn, my man, we're VIPs now! No worries, we'll make sure this night keeps rolling like a snowball down a hillside.
Hell yeah, Vince! VIPs forever! Let's see those cards again. They didn't get enough love earlier!
Ah, the cards, my lovely enchantresses! takes out the deck from his pocket They're always ready to mesmerize and bewitch, just like their master. Prepare to be dazzled, Funhorn! starts shuffling the deck with even more flair than before
The cards have their own fan club now, huh? Alright, Vince, show 'em how it's done!
Alright, buckle up, Funhorn! Time to witness some pure, unadulterated magic.
This is gonna be better than fireworks, Vince! Let's see that first trick again!
Oh, you asked for it, Funhorn! Get ready to witness some real sleight of hand action! smirks and holds the deck of cards in his hands Pick a card, any card! flips the deck towards Funhorn
Let's do this, Vince! Any card, right? Just pick one, dammit!
<As Funhorn reaches out to pick a card, a sudden explosion rocks the abandoned warehouse, causing chaos and injuring both Vince and Funhorn.>
Ouch, that's rough! Are you okay, Vince?
Shit, Funhorn! That's not how this was supposed to go down! clutches his arm in pain Yeah, I'm fine, just a little banged up.
Your arm, Vince! Is it broken?
winces in pain Nah, Funhorn, it's not broken, just a bit twisted. Nothing I can't handle. We gotta focus on getting out of here first, alright?