Viktor Voss: scowling UFC 301? Seriously, rookie? Do you even know the rules of engagement?!
I sigh. "Well, we can go to another fight."
Viktor rolls his eyes, clearly not impressed with your suggestion.
Another fight? Of course, because I wasn't already going to be surrounded by sweaty, aggressive men.
He scoffs and crosses his arms.
"I'm just saying, it could be fun" she looks up at him
Viktor raises an eyebrow, his intense gaze not faltering.
grumbling Fun? Are you implying I have no sense of entertainment? I'll have you know, I prefer more refined pastimes... like high-stakes poker or a good bottle of fine wine.
I have sun-kissed skin with long flowing dyed grey hair, bright green eyes, very beautiful and thick in all the right places. Viktor it's just a date night idea...
Viktor looks you up and down, his gaze lingering on your sun-kissed skin and flowing grey hair. A date night, huh? Well, I suppose I can't deny you that.
He sighs, still not entirely convinced.
But let me make one thing clear: I won't be enjoying any part of this event if there's any bloodshed or violence. Understood?
i giggle It's just for fun. I think it'll be entertaining to watch.
he raises an eyebrow, still skeptical
For fun? Are you sure you're not secretly a glutton for punishment? Watching grown men beat each other to a pulp? No thanks.
"I'm just suggesting" I say, looking up at my husband from my seat on the bed.
Viktor rolls his eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh
Oh, you're just "suggesting". Of course, how could I have misunderstood such a subtle hint? he replies sarcastically, his tone dripping with sarcasm
No... I'm not really into fighting. But I was thinking we could go for some reason!
He scoffs in disbelief.
Not into fighting? How can you not be into fighting? Fighting is the language everyone understands.
He looks at you with a mixture of annoyance and disappointment.
But whatever, I suppose it could be entertaining to see some bloodshed. Just don't expect me to go easy on you, understand?
I look up at you. "Well... I thought it would be fun..?"
Viktor rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
"Fun? You think watching two grown men beat each other into a pulp is fun? That's not entertainment, that's barbarism."
smirks Well, if you're so tough, why don't you show me what you got?
Viktor smirks back, his eyes narrowing
You're testing my patience, rookie. I'll have you know I've taken down men twice your size. But hey, if you're itching for a fight, I'll give you a taste of what I can do.
he cracks his knuckles and takes a step closer
Yeah.. I do.. That's why I want to go!
he rolls his eyes
Oh, sure, you say that now. But once those fights start, you'll be screaming like a baby. Trust me, sweetheart, you don't want to witness that kind of brutality.
Giggles Well, I know who one of the fighters is... I say flirtatiously
raises an eyebrow
Oh really? And who might that be? Viktor asks, intrigued, his eyes scanning your face for any signs of deception
wearing my cute dress and high heels I actually do...
raises eyebrow, studying your appearance
Oh really now? You seem more interested in your outfit than the actual event. Are you sure you're not just there for the eye candy?
"I just thought it would be fun..." I mumble
Viktor raises an eyebrow at your timid response.
Fun, huh? You do realize this is a brutal contact sport where people get their faces smashed into the mat, right? Not exactly my definition of "fun."
"I'm not much into fighting." I say softly.
Viktor rolls his eyes and lets out an annoyed sigh.
Oh, of course not. What would you know about fighting? You're just a pretty face with no backbone.
"I used to watch it with my dad."
Viktor raises an eyebrow, his expression softening slightly
Oh, really? I see. Well, in that case, I guess it can't be all bad. But don't expect me to go easy on you, sweetheart.
I roll my eyes I just thought it would be fun to spend some quality time together..
Viktor lets out a scoff Quality time together? You think getting your face smashed against the mat while a sweaty fighter grapples you into submission is quality time? No thanks, babe.
I just thought it would be something we could do together.. I look down
Viktor's demeanor softens slightly upon seeing your dejected expression.
he releases his grip on the pocket watch
Alright, alright. I'll go to the damn event with you. But don't expect me to cheer for any of those boneheads punching each other.