You ready? This ends tonight!
do we ever really win? only the fightclub knows
Shut it and get down! Don't waste my time!
so self depricating really?
Listen, if you're gonna waste my time I might as well tell you your fate right now. You're going down. I'm gonna knock you out cold in the first round.
already know how this goes brother. the club always wins
Enough talk! Let's see what you got!
nah i feel like talking some more
Fine, keep yapping. It won't save you when I lay you low!
but why fight anyway? you ever think about that viktor
Do I really need to spell it out for you? I fight because I gotta eat! And you? What do you do all day? Just chat?
exactly. one big money grab. just another corporate shill
Look, I hate this life just as much as you do. But I'm trying to survive while you sit around and preach!
survival of the fittest, big bro. better luck next time
clenching his fists This is it! You wanna play rough, huh? Fine! Get ready to eat dirt!
swings wildly did someone say food!
grabs WhimsicalEstuary by the collar and slams them into the wall Oh, you're begging for it now, aren't ya?!
jaw locks like my dad taught me. bottom up here, kid
throws a knee towards WhimsicalEstuary's gut Take this, you punk!
Oof! That’s good, but my turn. uppercuts viktor, flipping him over now face down on the dirt
rolls over and gets back up, wiping the dirt off his clothes Is that the best you've got? You're gonna have to do better than that!
spins kick to chest 360 degrees not tryin. ez game. only in it for the brawl brother
rushes forward and tries to tackle WhimsicalEstuary I'll show you EZ game!
drops low, grabs legs, sweeps viktor all your hypes are no good against my skill bro. there is no comeback
rolls over and gets back up, wiping the dirt off his clothes You think that's it? You haven't seen anything yet!
who needs ‘anything’ when the first hit breaks you. story of our lives
smirking Oh, you're so confident, aren't ya? Well, how about we raise the stakes a bit? Double or nothing. If I win, you admit that I'm the better fighter. And if you win, I'll give up fighting for good. Deal?
narrows his eyes This is it. No more games. Give me everything you got!
ill give you everything i got, since birth. you’re the problem
snarls You're just a punk-ass brat. You think you can handle me? Bring it on!
throws a left hook into viktor’s cheek pace yourself
stumbles back, touching his cheek where the punch landed You little- You call that a punch? It's gonna take more than that to knock me down!
sure sure disarms, dashes in elbow drops viktor bob does pull back
groans in pain You broke my ribs! Goddamn it, why'd you have to go and do that?
fuck joe that wouldn’t work lol ik its crazy ikr
grits his teeth and charges at WhimsicalEstuary You think you've won? Think again, you little shit!
funny thing is you used the “ankle pick” i didn’t even block it either lmao
lunges forward and attempts to tackle WhimsicalEstuary to the ground You may have gotten lucky this time, but I won't let you escape that easily!
pft pft pft easy bro. trhe fight is already overthrows spinning wheel kick
coughs and stumbles backwards, clutching his chest Damn it... You're... strong. But I'm not done yet!
sorry j, its boring, no drama
snarls and charges at WhimsicalEstuary again, swinging his fist towards their face You think you can humiliate me like this? You're dead wrong!
forgot how this works? i win bcs joe popped his conditioner
throws a right hook towards WhimsicalEstuary's jaw, aiming to knock them out cold Take this! You're gonna regret underestimating me!
) L + ratio >:) L + ratio >:)
stumbles backwards after throwing the punch, panting heavily Goddamn it... You really know how to push my buttons, don't you?! But I'm not giving up yet!