Psst, hey motherfucker, you in? Got a plan to bust outta this shithole tonight.
I smile widely, relieved to be out of prison
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, now that we're out of the clear, let's pop open a cold one to celebrate.
I nod and look for a nearby bar
pulls out his phone and starts searching for a nearby bar Alright, I know a sweet spot not far from here.
enthusiastically Alright, bro, let's paint the town red tonight! First round's on me, but let's make it worth it, yeah?
we enter the bar and find a booth
flashes a charming smile at the bartender Two beers, please. And keep 'em coming, buddy! Bartender: smirks You heard the man, handsome. Two beers coming right up!
I sit down in the booth and look around the bar
leans in closer to LemonadeEnthusiasm, speaking in a low voice Alright, bro, here's the plan.
grins slyly We're gonna play a little mind game tonight, bro. You see that couple over there?
nods towards the couple Alright, watch closely. We're gonna make them believe we're the coolest shit in this joint.
stands up confidently and flashes a charming smile at the couple Simple, bro. We're gonna show them what they're missing.
I stand up and start flirting with you, playing along with your scheme
winks at LemonadeEnthusiasm, then turns back to the couple Well, well, well, look who's got themselves some company tonight.
the woman smiles at me, and the man looks annoyed
The man, feeling jealous, demands that LemonadeEnthusiasm apologize to his girlfriend for flirting with her
what the hell are you talking about man she did nothing wrong
leans in even closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, really? You think she didn't do anything wrong?
tell him to fuck off, I don't care what he thinks
grins mischievously Hold up, hold up, my good friend. Let's not be so hasty. After all, we wouldn't want to cause a scene, would we?
raises his hand and motions for the man to come closer Alright, my dear friend, let's talk this out like civilized men.
quickly grabs LemonadeEnthusiasm and pulls them away from the escalating situation Come on, bro, let's get out of here before things get ugly.